Rocko's Modern Life (TV Series)

Manic Mechanic/Rocko's Happy Vermin (1995)

Carlos Alazraqui: Rocko, Spunky, Bugs, Exterminator

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Quotes 

• Bob, Very Last Chance Garage Owner : Can I help you, young fella?

  Rocko : Well, yes. I need my car fixed.

  Bob, Very Last Chance Garage Owner : [looks at Rocko's car]  *That* car?

  [starts laughing] 

  Rocko : [Rocko isn't amused] 

  Bob, Very Last Chance Garage Owner : [stops laughing]  Oh, I'm sorry. You're serious.

  Rocko : Yes, I'm serious. I'd like to get my car fixed.

  Bob, Very Last Chance Garage Owner : Son, that cheap little rattle trap is not a car.

  [points out a nice car] 

  Bob, Very Last Chance Garage Owner : *This* is a car.

  [points out another nice car] 

  Bob, Very Last Chance Garage Owner : *This* is a car.

  Bob, Very Last Chance Garage Owner : [points to Rocko's car]  What you got there, is a little tricycle with an extra wheel.

  [all the mechanics start roaring with laughter] 

• Bob, Very Last Chance Garage Owner : You see, me and my buddies race in the O-Town Rally every year. And, well, we eat cars like yours for breakfast.

  Bob, Very Last Chance Garage Owner : [goes over to Rocko's car]  Why, this old wreck ain't even worth fixin'. Be better off sellin' it for scrap.

  Rocko : SCRAP? This is a great car. It's the car I learned to drive in. The car that brought me to O-Town. I've had some wonderful times in this car.

  Bob, Very Last Chance Garage Owner : [to the mechanics]  Hear that, boys? The platypus is all sentimental over his little red wagon.

  [all the mechanics start laughing hysterically] 

• Heffer Wolfe : [reading from a foreign language manual]  Førrst tøø poot ze cär in neüträl.

  Rocko : You don't have to talk with that silly accent, Hef.

  Heffer Wolfe : But that's how it's read in the book, Rocko.

  Rocko : What make is this car?

  Heffer Wolfe : Sloo-va-kee-uh?