- Rocko: [as Debbie] Would you look at that? A house made entirely of healthy snacks.
- Heffer Wolfe: [as Hansel] Healthy snacks? What fun is that? The house is made of pizza!
- Rocko: [as Debbie] No, the house is made of healthy snacks!
- Heffer Wolfe: [as Hansel] Pizza.
- Rocko: [as Debbie] Healthy snacks!
- Heffer Wolfe: [as Hansel] Pizza!
- Rocko: [as Debbie] Healthy snacks!
- Heffer Wolfe: [as Hansel] Pizza!
- Rocko: Healthy snacks!
- Heffer Wolfe: Pizza!
- Rocko: Healthy snacks!
- Heffer Wolfe: Pizza!
- Filburt Turtle: No, you're *both* wrong! The house is made of fishsticks!
- [the house transforms into a fishsticks house accompanied by a foghorn sound]
- Heffer Wolfe: Imagine that. A fishstick house.
- Heffer Wolfe: [as Hansel] Hey, Granny, those are some big teeth you got.
- Filburt Turtle: [as Granny Giant's teeth] All the better to swallow my nutritional daily requirement of children like you.
- Heffer Wolfe: [as Hansel] How come everybody want to eat us?
- Filburt Turtle: [laughing as the giant while chasing Rocko and Heffer] I'll grind your bones to make my...
- Heffer Wolfe: Porridge!
- Filburt Turtle: Porridge? Oooh I'm nauseous, I'm nauseous!
- Rocko: Good one Hansel!