Jason Young: Mike

Quotes 

• Mike : So, who do you think would win in a fight? Harry Potter or Sprocket from Fraggle Rock?

• Mr. Hunter : Mike, I need you to clean theatre four.

  Mike : Send John.

  Mr. Hunter : Okay. John, go clean theatre four, all right?

  John : What? Why?

  Mr. Hunter : Don't be a hardass.

  Mike : Yeah, don't be a hardass man, go clean the theatre.

  [John leaves] 

  Mr. Hunter : And Mike, I need you to grab some latex gloves.

  Mike : What for?

  Mr. Hunter : Someone crapped in the urinal.

  [Mr. Hunter leaves Mike by himself] 

  Mike : Fuck.