- Ms. Garrison's latest date goes so badly that she assigns the class the book report over the weekend, but the boys hire immigrant labor to write it. Meanwhile, Ms. Garrison becomes a lesbian and saves the women's bar from a Persian takeover.—jgp3553@yahoo.com
- The episode starts with students generally chatting in Mrs. Garrison's(Trey Parker) class. She comes in angry, telling students to shut up and complaining about men and how "they're all the same" and "all they care about is sex", which seems to have been going on for some time as remarked by Kyle(Matt Stone). Mrs. Garrison seems to have been rejected by some guy due to her being a male once. She then proceeds to yell more at the students, commenting "you boys make me sick" and that "boys only think with their penises". In her anger, she assigns them "The Old Man and the Sea" by Hemingway to read over the weekend. When the boys object to the short time, she remarks that "they might get more done if they could keep their penises in their pants", also saying that the boys will fail should they fail to get the essay completed.
The boys while coming out of the school are upset about their whole weekend being taken up by the homework. Cartman(Trey Parker) then suggests to hire people to write the essay for them. They meet some mexican people and tell them to read the book and write the essays for them. Stan(Trey Parker) and Cartman then comment how awesome it is to have mexican's around.
Mrs. Garrison is seen yelling about men generally while working out in a gym. Another woman, named Allyson(Mona Marshall) then comes up and remarks how she doesn't like men and thus likes working out in that particular gym as there are no men there. Mrs. Garrison couldn't agree with her more. Allyson remarks she like Mrs. Garrison because she's strong and asks her why she hasn't been to the girl bar. As Mrs. Garrison doesn't know about it, Allyson explains that it's a girl only bar called "Le' Bo'".
The bar is shown, with the name "Les Bos". Mrs. Garrison then remarks how everyone knows each other there. Allyson tells her that probably everyone has had sex with each other. Mrs. Garrison gets flustered on the thought of it being a lesbian bar and goes to the bathroom. Allyson then explains that given Mrs. Garrison doesn't like men, she thought she might like women. Mrs. Garrison claims she has never thought about having sex with women, as she can't understand how they would do it, unless they kind of "scissor".
They're both then shown having sex in a "scissor" position, as it's called by them. Both of them seem to quite like it.
The boys go to the mexicans to get their essays. When Kyle asks them what it was about, they tell that it's about an old man, whose job is to catch fish. He eventually isn't able to, making the mexicans feel sad. On being asked by Cartman whether they finished writing the essays, they say yes. When being asked to show them, they say that they wrote to their "esse"s, in several places including back home. Kyle blames Cartman for the whole disaster.
When the school starts, the four boys are worried, as everyone else has finished their essays. Their troubles are over though, as Mrs. Garrison comes in quite happy and excuses them for not completing the essays. She then tells the kids that she's gay, but the kids are not surprised. The boys also then encourage her being lesbian after short conversation.
Mrs. Garrison goes back to the bar and is quite aggressive with her sexual callings. She gets into a fight with another woman, as she flirts with her partner. But their fight is soon interrupted as Katie(Mona Marshall) brings in news about the bar closing down and being sold out to some persian guys. Mrs. Garrison quite adamantly remarks that she won't let the bar be closed down easily.
The women from the bar meet the mayor(nm082918) to discuss the issue of the bar being closed down. The mayor tells about her incapability to do anything, while also remarking about Mrs. Garrison's change to a lesbian. Mrs. Garrison then proceeds to explain how the persians decorate so badly that people will want to puke. The mayor refuses to do anything, asking them to get out.
While the other women at the bar are bummed out over its closing, Mrs. Garrison tells them to not give up and fight. Amir Hadi(Kyle McCulloch), sent to the bar by the persians' boss, then comes in and tells them that everyone will still be welcome after the bar being converted to "club pursh" and they just want to put up some decorations, the same ones that Mrs. Garrison had described earlier. She then also objects about the fact that they'll let straight guys in. Amir says they don't have to do anything for the women but then is kicked by Mrs. Garrison straight in the testicles, remarking "this is Lesbos", 300 style.
A lesbian couple watching the news approve of the standoff at the bar. The boss of the persians, on being told by Amir that they're being refused entry, calls more persian people for help. The persians then come to the bar holding the decorations they have talked about. Mrs. Garrison gives a pep speech to all other women. The persians soon retire on account of being tired and wanting to go shop.
The retreating persians then meet Xerxes(Trey Parker), who comes on a customized hummer, with accessories that "only a persian guy would think cool", as remarked by the narrator(Trey Parker). On being told they failed to gain entrance, Xerxes gets angry and decides to deal with the women himself.
Back in the bar, Mrs. Garrison is proud of the women holding off the persians, but the other women decide they need a plan. They come up with that they need someone undercover within the persians. Mrs. Garrison also gets the idea of hiring mexicans.
On meeting the mexicans, Mrs. Garrison explains to them what they need them to do. One of the women remarks they look nothing like persians, but Mrs. Garrison changes their look and make them look quite like persians.
Back in the bar, after waiting for 4 days, the women are sure there will be another attack by the persians. Mrs. Garrison is thinking maybe her plan failed. The women start to feel tired and to wake them up, she decides to make them coffee. The women feel refreshed after the coffee. The women soon think the persians have started attacking but it turns out to be the mexicans, identified by Mrs. Garrison. The mexicans had found nothing illegal being done by the persians but they do find out a little secret about Xerxes.
When confronting Xerxes, Mrs.Garrison is asked why is she fighting so hard. She replies that it's the only home they know. She is offered the position of manager at the club by Xerxes but she tells him she knows Xerxes is a woman. She then tells her how they accept women for what they are. Xerxes and Mrs. Garrison soon end up having sex, "scissor" style.
The bar is kept a lesbian bar by the persians. When a woman exclaims that Mrs. Garrison is supposed to be at school, she tells them that the school has hired substitutes.
The mexicans are teaching the students maths. The boys remark they're actually learning something and the mexicans are pretty good.
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