Machete (2010)

Felix Sabates: Doc Felix

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Quotes 

• Doc Felix : How's the eye?

  Luz : What eye?

• Doc Felix : [Machete sees surgical tools]  Oh, you don't want to mess with that. That's a skull scraper; we use that to scrape the bones clean. And those cut through flesh just like butter.

  Machete : [grabs nurses belt]  Pass me that tank.

• Nurse Mona : I can feel your eyeballs in my uterus!

  Doc Felix : At least they're not in your colon.