- Dr. Elliot Reid: Anyway, I know it's hard to believe, but when I first got to college I was a little bit of a...
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Dork?
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: Geek?
- Dr. Bob Kelso: [passing by] Good-time Sally who gave it away for free?
- Melody O'Harra: I was the tramp, you old bitch!
- Dr. Bob Kelso: [walking away] Liking her...