- Phil Leotardo: [to Vito Jr] What the hell's wrong with you? You look like a Puerto Rican whore. You make me sick.
- Tony Soprano: Marie Spatafore came to see me. She wants a hundred grand to relocate on account of Vito, Jr. already has his own social worker.
- Phil Leotardo: Patty told me there was doin's. I guess the turd doesn't fall far from the faggot's ass
- Tony Soprano: [about Hesh] Did you see that pissy attitude? Come all the way out here to pick him up. Not to mention, give him his fuckin' vig in person. I mean, you believe this fuckin' guy?
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: You should tell him to go fuck himself and his 200K. And what's he gonna do about it?
- Tony Soprano: And not pay my debts? Head of the family? How's that gonna look?
- Carlo Gervasi: Who's gonna know? It's like Eddie Valentine.
- Tony Soprano: The guy from Philly? With the polio leg and the built up shoe?
- Carlo Gervasi: Nah, from the fuckin' "Twilight Zone". You musta seen that one. He's a small time hood, he gets shot...
- Tony Soprano: Maybe you should start sucking cock instead of watching TV Land 'cause Vito brought in three times what you do on construction! Yeah! And I didn't have this fuckin' problem!
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Tony is at Dr. Melfi's shortly after having a monetary dispute with Hesh] You got a lot of Jews in your business right?
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: What do you mean?
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: This.
- [surveys her office]
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: . You gotta hand it to 'em. When it comes to money.
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: I've found that that's nothing more than an ugly stereotype.
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Really? Because I got a friend, you tie a krugerrand to a fishing line, you're gonna land him.
- [makes a sound emulating a fishing line being reeled in]
- Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: . Right up on the dock.
- Tony Soprano: So, what happened in school today?
- Vito Spatafore, Jr.: I get blamed for everything
- Tony Soprano: The girl was developed mentally disabled
- Vito Spatafore, Jr.: [Remains silent]
- Tony Soprano: Uncle Phil said he talked to you. Is he just wasting his breath? Is that what your telling us?
- Vito Spatafore, Jr.: [Continues to remain silent]
- Tony Soprano: This trouble you're causing, I'm very disappointed because you were always a good kid
- Vito Spatafore, Jr.: You don't even know me
- Tony Soprano: What's that suppose to mean?
- Vito Spatafore, Jr.: Sometimes you call me "Carlo Jr."
- Tony Soprano: All I know is that I couldn't shut your dad up about how a good kid you were. We were friends you know
- Vito Spatafore, Jr.: Butt buddies?
- Tony Soprano: Your being funny? That's good because I'm sure you miss him: a lot. Whatever he was and now I'm going to say some things and your going to look at me
- Vito Spatafore, Jr.: [Looks away, before suddenly raising his voice] I'm not moving to fuckin Maine!
- Tony Soprano: You think anybody wants that? Do you know how much that's going to cost? Your mother?
- Vito Spatafore, Jr.: Whatever
- Tony Soprano: [Grabs his face in anger] listen I'm not some social worker, you knock this weird shit off or I'm going to introduce you to a plate glass window
- Vito Spatafore, Jr.: Somebody should've told my dad to knock off the weird shit off
- Tony Soprano: You go about and pity yourself. What about your mother? What she's been through?
- Vito Spatafore, Jr.: What am I suppose to do about it?
- Tony Soprano: Look, your dad's gone. You're the man of the house now. Start fuckin acting like it
- Tony Soprano: you got word on the power tools?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: yeah, the spics are sending the first truck Friday
- Tony Soprano: [to Christopher] how about Alphonse at the hardware store?
- Christopher Moltisanti: ready for the whole load
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: speaking of "loads", you hear the latest on Vito Jr.?
- Christopher Moltisanti: what?
- Tony Soprano: Marie called: he got expelled because he took a shit in the shower in gym class
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [disgusted] whoa
- Christopher Moltisanti: that sick little fuck
- Tony Soprano: [referring to Vito Jr.'s gothic appearance] you should see him: the makeup? And without school, Marie says his shut in his room all day
- Christopher Moltisanti: [referring to the 1999 school shooting] probably thinking about "pulling" a Columbine?
- Tony Soprano: the little girl...
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: Francesca
- Tony Soprano: dad's gone, brother's a psycho, mother's a basket case, she's nine years old, what the fuck did she ever do?
- Christopher Moltisanti: [nods] a tragedy, like a pebble in a lake, even the fish feel it
- Tony Soprano: it's not right, Vito was one of us, so he sucked a cock, prior to that, he was our friend: can't just cut his family loose. That piece of shit Phil, his never gonna "pony up", and I'll tell you what, I will never, never forget, that he didn't come through here, never!
- Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri: let it go Tone
- Christopher Moltisanti: this is good of you Tone, helping Marie
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I'll always remember it
- Marie Spatafore: [talking privately] I really appreciate you letting me see you and you've been so descent about everything since Vito's death, I just don't know who else
- Tony Soprano: [seeing her become emotional] Alright, alright come on, come on. What can I do?
- Marie Spatafore: [referring to her son] It's little V, the social worker said his just acting out
- Tony Soprano: Social worker?
- Marie Spatafore: Kids' stuff mostly, but so angry. Although, some of what his being accused of it's just persecution. They claim he hung the Patruzo's cat on the garage door but it's totally unfounded
- Tony Soprano: Well, in a way, it's to be expected with Vito passing and all that entrails
- Marie Spatafore: I think the only solution is to move away: from that house, the kids at school
- Marie Spatafore: [while reaching into her purse to take out a piece of paper with the details written on it] I figured it out, I know it's a lot but four hundred thousand, my friend Cheryl lives in Orono, Maine, by the university and there's this two-story cape with solid schools, you always said if there's anything you can do
- Tony Soprano: [nods] Sure, have you talked to his uncle?
- Marie Spatafore: Who?
- Tony Soprano: Phil
- Marie Spatafore: [shakes her head] Phil's not his uncle: him and I are second cousins
- Tony Soprano: Before we get too drastic here and uproot Little Vito and all of you from your friends and family, I should talk to him
- Marie Spatafore: His impossible to talk to
- Tony Soprano: It's not easy to substitute for a dad, I know but maybe... I can fill in here?
- Marie Spatafore: [when he stands up] Ok, but you'll think about it?
- Tony Soprano: Believe me, I'm gonna take care of you and his gonna be ok
- Tony Soprano: [talking privately] Listen, I gotta bring this up
- Phil Leotardo: A favor, already?
- Tony Soprano: excuse me?
- Phil Leotardo: you always have business on your mind: take a night, smell the Cognac
- Tony Soprano: Marie Spatafore came to see me: she wants a hundred grand to relocate on account of Vito, Jr. already has his own social worker
- Phil Leotardo: Patty told me there were doings. I guess the turd doesn't fall far from the faggot's ass?
- Tony Soprano: It's beautifully put but... your family, right? Cousins?
- Phil Leotardo: What can you do, throw money at the problems?
- Tony Soprano: Well, somebody's gonna
- Phil Leotardo: [after lighting up a cigar] I'll talk to the kid: set him "right"
- Tony Soprano: Good
- Tony Soprano: [visiting him late at night] How the fuck are ya?
- Hesh Rabkin: Fuckin prostate, keeps me pissin all night, I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy
- Tony Soprano: I talked to Phil about the "split" on the MRI centers, your "cut" is on the way
- Hesh Rabkin: So, how is he?
- Tony Soprano: Oh, you should've heard it tonight, his comments, smug
- Hesh Rabkin: [surprised] Really?
- Tony Soprano: [nods] It worries me. I thought we were getting along pretty good... finally, considering, could be the "hoopers"? Makes you a boss but I still think it's what "went down" with his brother Billy
- Hesh Rabkin: I thought all that got "buried" with your cousin? Did you enjoy the dinner at least?
- Tony Soprano: Yeah, I left right after
- Hesh Rabkin: Oh, yeah?
- Tony Soprano: I don't know, I look at my key guys: Paulie, Christopher, my brother-in-law, they must have their own agenda, you know?
- Hesh Rabkin: uh huh
- Tony Soprano: They're all fuckin murderers, for Christ's sake
- Tony Soprano: [after they have an argument] Listen, come here
- Carmela Soprano: What?
- Tony Soprano: [referring to her spec house she built and sold] I'm sorry... I really am. You did real good with that house, I should know, I'm in construction
- Carmela Soprano: [sarcastically] I'm glad to hear you approve
- Tony Soprano: [referring to gambling] I have been losing: fuckin losing right now. I'm on a shitty streak
- Carmela Soprano: So, your solution is to risk more and make things even worse?
- Tony Soprano: You start chasing it and every time you get your hands around it, you fall further backwards
- Carmela Soprano: So, this is about money? Because it didn't feel like it
- Tony Soprano: [referring to the FBI seizing her family's assets causing Ginny to move in with her daughter] I swear to you, you're not gonna be like Ginny. I've been real careful about that and frankly it's not gonna happen to us and I hate that you act around all the time that it will
- Carmela Soprano: [becoming teary eyed] I worry, I do: you already got shot. Now you won't even go down to get the paper, who is out there?
- Tony Soprano: [consoling her] Come on
- Carmela Soprano: What is it? What are the million other possibilities? The FBI waiting to take you away? You eat and you play and pretend there's not a giant piano hanging by a rope just over the top of your head, every minute of every day
- Tony Soprano: That's it. Now I've been thinking about this, I survived a fuckin gunshot wound, What are the odds on that?
- Carmela Soprano: Terrible
- Tony Soprano: So, if you think about it big picture-wise, I'm up