The Sopranos (TV Series)

Kennedy and Heidi (2007)

Michael Imperioli: Christopher Moltisanti

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• Christopher Moltisanti : [SPOILER, his last words, to Tony]  Never pass a drug test. Call me a taxi.

• Christopher Moltisanti : Frankly, Tone, I'm thinking maybe we should meet Phil's number.

  Tony Soprano : Why? I think that would set a terrible precedent right now. Just bend over? When he just became boss of the family over there?

  Christopher Moltisanti : Yeah, well, that's the flying ointment. Even still, I say let him have it. Life's too short.

  Tony Soprano : It's also too short to live it as a fuckin' lackey.

  Christopher Moltisanti : True, too.

• Christopher Moltisanti : Well, regarding Phil, I gotta ask. Whatever happened to "stop and smell the roses"?

  Tony Soprano : You're right, you're right. You can't fight every fucking battle, right? Asbestos.

  [laughs] 

  Tony Soprano : Each day's a gift.

  Christopher Moltisanti : Every time I look at my kid, that's what I realize.

  Tony Soprano : And that shit with Junior? Please. It's just that people like Phil, they're not on that page. They'll take those roses and stick 'em up your ass, thorns first.

• Phil Leotardo : [meeting privately]  I just now find out it's asbestos you're dumping over there

  Tony Soprano : what'd you think it was?

  Phil Leotardo : I never asked, Tampax, fuck do I know?

  Tony Soprano : well, now you know

  Phil Leotardo : you and your friend Stefano have been "pocketing" how much on this "cowboys and Indians" asbestos removal?

  Butch DeConcini : building the townships like you're following all the EPA regulations

  Tony Soprano : [ignores Butch]  you got the same scams Phil, why don't we cut through the bullshit, how much you think your owed on this?

  Phil Leotardo : twenty five percent

  Tony Soprano : don't be an asshole

  Christopher Moltisanti : [to Phil]  you know there's "close monitoring" at every fuckin landfill

  Phil Leotardo : [sarcastically, referring to Tony]  maybe if somebody had been up front with me from the beginning?

  Tony Soprano : nobody hided nothing, I just seen him dumping it there with what's his name? The Operations Manager, since "I've" been there at Barone Sanitation?

  Phil Leotardo : you're not "there" anymore, I am and you're enjoying your "generous" severance package

  Tony Soprano : twenty five percent: that's not gonna happen

  Phil Leotardo : [before Tony ignores him and leaves with Christopher]  you got a backyard, pool? Dump it there, it's my only other "suggestion"

• Tony Soprano : [referring to Phil]  His got us by the gats, I'll ya that

  Christopher Moltisanti : Unless that guy at the Pensy landfill decides to play ball

  Tony Soprano : That asshole's gonna shit in his pants if he gets pinched by the EPA

  Tony Soprano : [irritated by Christopher]  What's this make believe ballroom? How many times you gonna change the station?

  Christopher Moltisanti : [while inserting the CD into the stereo]  The Departed soundtrack: it's fuckin killer, you got it?

  Tony Soprano : Yeah, it's good