- Narrator: [Opening line; as the camera zooms into live-action houses into the restaurant called "The Poop Deck"] We take you now to Encino, California, where we find the President of the SpongeBob SquarePants fan club... flipping burgers?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Don't forget your condiments, Plankton.
- [squirts Plankton with ketchup & mustard]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Got your secret recipe, Mr. Krabs. You have no idea that went through to get here.