30 Rock (TV Series)

SeinfeldVision (2007)

Alec Baldwin: Jack Donaghy

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• Jack : I'm back, Lemon. I've had the most productive summer of my life.

  Liz Lemon : Me too!

  Jack : All of my summer replacement shows were big hits. "America's Next Top Pirate," "Are You Stronger Than a Dog," "MILF Island."

  Liz Lemon : "MILF Island?"

  Jack : Twenty-five super hot moms. Fifty eighth-grade boys. No rules.

  Liz Lemon : Oh yeah. Didn't one of those women turn out to be a prostitute?

  Jack : That doesn't mean she's not a wonderful, caring MILF.

• Jack : [referring to Jenna's weight gain]  She needs to lose 30 pounds or gain 60. Anything in between has no place in television.

  Liz Lemon : I can't believe I missed you.

• Liz Lemon : I'm telling you, this is my year. I feel like the show's going to be great and I'm very positive that I'm going to meet someone else.

  Jack : Women your age are more likely to be mauled at the zoo than get married.