30 Rock (TV Series)

SeinfeldVision (2007)

Jerry Seinfeld: Jerry Seinfeld

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• Jerry Seinfeld : [Lemon is wearing a wedding dress]  Well, well, well. So you called that boyfriend.

  Liz Lemon : Yes I did.

  Jerry Seinfeld : And it went well?

  Liz Lemon : No. It didn't, Jer. A woman answered.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Another woman already? What did you say to her?

  Liz Lemon : [starts breaking down]  I did a fake survey!

  Jerry Seinfeld : [raises voice in typical Seinfeld manner]  You did the fake survey?

  Liz Lemon : [raises voice too]  I know. I'm not over it! And now I'm wearing this. What is the deal with my life?

  Jerry Seinfeld : Are you imitating me?

  Liz Lemon : No! This is what I sound like when I cry!

  Jerry Seinfeld : I think I'm a little insulted.

  Liz Lemon : You're insulted? I'm crying!

• [Jerry Seinfeld has been digitally inserted in an episode of "Heroes"] 

  Jerry Seinfeld : [talking to Ando and Hiro on the phone]  Save the cheerleader, save the world!

  Ando Masahashi : [to Hiro, in Japanese]  Save the cheerleader, save the world.

  Jerry Seinfeld : [annoyed]  Yeah, that's what I said!