30 Rock (TV Series)

SeinfeldVision (2007)

Tina Fey: Liz Lemon

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• Jerry Seinfeld : [Lemon is wearing a wedding dress]  Well, well, well. So you called that boyfriend.

  Liz Lemon : Yes I did.

  Jerry Seinfeld : And it went well?

  Liz Lemon : No. It didn't, Jer. A woman answered.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Another woman already? What did you say to her?

  Liz Lemon : [starts breaking down]  I did a fake survey!

  Jerry Seinfeld : [raises voice in typical Seinfeld manner]  You did the fake survey?

  Liz Lemon : [raises voice too]  I know. I'm not over it! And now I'm wearing this. What is the deal with my life?

  Jerry Seinfeld : Are you imitating me?

  Liz Lemon : No! This is what I sound like when I cry!

  Jerry Seinfeld : I think I'm a little insulted.

  Liz Lemon : You're insulted? I'm crying!

• Jack : I'm back, Lemon. I've had the most productive summer of my life.

  Liz Lemon : Me too!

  Jack : All of my summer replacement shows were big hits. "America's Next Top Pirate," "Are You Stronger Than a Dog," "MILF Island."

  Liz Lemon : "MILF Island?"

  Jack : Twenty-five super hot moms. Fifty eighth-grade boys. No rules.

  Liz Lemon : Oh yeah. Didn't one of those women turn out to be a prostitute?

  Jack : That doesn't mean she's not a wonderful, caring MILF.

• Jack : [referring to Jenna's weight gain]  She needs to lose 30 pounds or gain 60. Anything in between has no place in television.

  Liz Lemon : I can't believe I missed you.

• Liz Lemon : I'm telling you, this is my year. I feel like the show's going to be great and I'm very positive that I'm going to meet someone else.

  Jack : Women your age are more likely to be mauled at the zoo than get married.