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Quotes
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Liz Lemon : Oh boy, OK this earth is ruined! We got to get a new one.
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Liz Lemon : Oh hey, I, eh, I found your lipstick
[hands it over]
Jenna Maroney : Oh.
[looks at it]
Jenna Maroney : Oh, no, this isn't mine. This is Sunset Blush. I wear Tiger Orgasm.
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Liz Lemon : People are going to show up expecting all this great stuff and they're going to be disappointed and angry.
Tracy Jordan : Just like Colonial Williamsburg.
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Liz Lemon : Yeah, well Greenzo seems to love himself, too.
Jack Donaghy : So does Don Geiss. He sent me a personal card congratulating me...
[rubs the signature with a wet finger, it smudges]
Jack Donaghy : ... with a real signature.
Liz Lemon : Wow. If you lick the envelope you could clone him and then you'd have two Geisses.
Jack Donaghy : Yeah, right, Lemon. I'm gonna clone Geiss, then compete with the Geiss clone for the CEO position? Think it through.
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Kenneth Parcell : Ms Lemon, Mr. Donaghy. I am but a poor pig-farmer's son, but I would be honored if you'd come to a party at my home.
Liz Lemon : Fine, I'll come.
Kenneth Parcell : Super! Mr D?
Jack Donaghy : Uh, no. I could make up some excuse, Kenneth, but I have too much respect for you.
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Liz Lemon : This Earth is ruined. We gotta get a new one.
