30 Rock (TV Series)
Somebody to Love (2007)
Alec Baldwin: Jack Donaghy
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Quotes
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Liz Lemon : Didn't you just get a haircut two days ago?
Jack Donaghy : I get my hair cut every two days. After all, your hair is your headsuit. I'm going to a party tonight honoring Robert Novack, it's being thrown by John McCain and Jack Bauer.
Liz Lemon : Em, I don't think he's real.
Jack Donaghy : [laughs] I assure you, Lemon, John McCain is very real. I have to look perfect. When it comes to hair, no one is more bitchy than conservative males.
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Jack Donaghy : Tracy, I don't believe in soulmates; I worked too hard to get where I am to sacrifice it for some woman. I don't care if she is beautiful, brilliant... and she does it like her dad's a minister.
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Jack Donaghy : [to Celeste] You know, I thought you made love like an ugly girl. So present, so grateful.
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Jack Donaghy : Tracy, I don't believe in soulmates and I worked to hard to get where I am to sacrifice it for some woman. I don't care if she is beautiful, brilliant and she does it like her father's a minister.
