30 Rock (TV Series)

Secrets and Lies (2007)

Tina Fey: Liz Lemon

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• Celeste Cunningham : I like your necklace.

  Liz Lemon : Oh, thank, it's actually a rape whistle, but the whistle part fell off and I just liked how it looked, so I kept it...

• Jack : We are lovers.

  Liz Lemon : That word bums me out unless it's between the words "meat" and "pizza".

• Liz Lemon : Wait! Isn't she that congresswoman who's trying to...

  Jack : Trying to destroy this company for allegedly turning some children orange? Yes, and therein lies the dilemma. This corporation has a very strict bros before hoes policy.

  Liz Lemon : Wow so you must really have some serious feelings for her.

  Jack : Okay if I can't say "lovers" you can't say "feelings". But yes, it is serious.

• Liz Lemon : Well, I will leave you to it.

  Celeste Cunningham : 'It' meaning 'business'.

  Liz Lemon : Of course. I call the movie 'Risky Business' 'Risky It' because it means business. Lemon out.