30 Rock (TV Series)
Ludachristmas (2007)
Buck Henry: Dick Lemon
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Quotes
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Jack Donaghy : [Reaching for the restaurant check] Now, Dick, let me get...
Dick Lemon : Ahh-ah-ah Jack, it's on me. Wouldn't be a Lemon party without old Dick!
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Margaret Lemon : Knock knock! It's just the Lemons. We've come to drop off a little goodbye present.
Jack Donaghy : Oh, thank you!
Margaret Lemon : Oh, my goodness! What a beautiful office. Oh, your mother must be so proud of you.
Dick Lemon : Wow, look at this carpet. I feel like we should take off our shoes. Should we take off our shoes?
Jack Donaghy : No, please sit down and make yourselves comfortable.
Margaret Lemon : Well, we don't want to bother you. We know you must have big plans.
Jack Donaghy : Well, I was going to drive up to Vermont and visit my girlfriend, C.C.
Margaret Lemon : Oh, I love that name, C.C!
Dick Lemon : Ooh, I'll bet any girlfriend of yours is a real winner.
Jack Donaghy : Well, she is a congresswoman.
Margaret Lemon : Oh, my goodness!
Dick Lemon : A congresswoman!
Jack Donaghy : And she does have her own Lifetime movie.
Margaret Lemon : Lifetime! Wowsers!
Jack Donaghy : Why don't we cut the charade and you two tell me what exactly it is you want from me.
Dick Lemon , Margaret Lemon : [shocked pause, then they burst out laughing]
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Colleen Donaghy : Let's change the subject. Politics.
Dick Lemon : We don't discuss that stuff. Life is too short.
Jack Donaghy : Really? Life is too short?
[whispers to Colleen]
Jack Donaghy : Because your life seems endless.