30 Rock (TV Series)

Ludachristmas (2007)

Elaine Stritch: Colleen Donaghy

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Quotes 

• Jack Donaghy : Mother, I'm sorry, but the Lemons invited me out, and I couldn't say no. They're very nice people.

  Colleen Donaghy : Oh, nice. I'll show you nice. Let's all meet down at the soda shop while this country turns into Mexico.

  Jack Donaghy : Now, you see, they don't say things like that. They're very polite to each other.

  Colleen Donaghy : I suppose you think that they're more nurturing than I am.

  Jack Donaghy : Mother, there are terrorist cells that are more nurturing than you are.

  Colleen Donaghy : Be careful. I'll cry. You give me 10 minutes with the Lemon family and I'll have them tearing at each other like drag queens at a wig sale.

• Colleen Donaghy : Jack, this coat isn't gonna take itself off.

• Colleen Donaghy : Let's change the subject. Politics.

  Dick Lemon : We don't discuss that stuff. Life is too short.

  Jack Donaghy : Really? Life is too short?

  [whispers to Colleen] 

  Jack Donaghy : Because your life seems endless.