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Mickey the Demon Barber
Metal Mickey
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Janey
: I can't do it!
Haley
: Oh. Is this the real Janey?
Janey
: No, this is a cardboard cutout. The real Janey is on a tropical island with Robert Redford.
Metal Mickey
: It's all my fault. I am so foolish. I am a metallic moron. I am a mechanical error. I am a structural defect.
Janey
: Oh, don't blame yourself, Mickey.
Granny
: You can't help being a twit.
Metal Mickey
: Thank you for nothing.
Mother
: Dear...
Father
: Hm?
Mother
: Why has Steve got the tea cosy on his head?
Father
: He's turned Muslim.
Mother
: Ah, and he was so looking forward to Christmas.
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