Ugly Betty (TV Series)

Family/Affair (2007)

Michael Urie: Marc St. James

Quotes 

• Marc St. James : This is embarrassing! AJ, you were assigned number six on Shakira's rider; read that to me!

  A.J. : Uh. One box of bendy straws?

  Marc St. James : UH HUH! BENDY STRAWS! Now, let's take a look at what you brought back. Okay, so I'm Shakira and I would like to take a drink. So I take a straw, and I put it in my cup. And - oh, but what's this? It doesn't bend? I don't understand! How am I suppose to drink? Like this? This isn't comfortable! I can't drink like this! Am I some kind of animal? NO! YO SOY SHAKIRA! And I will not be holding my drink down under my chin, like some savage, if I'm thirsty!