Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law (TV Series)

Juror in Court (2007)

John Michael Higgins: Mentok the Mindtaker, Tom - HR Man

Quotes 

• Harvey Birdman : [alone in his kitchen]  I have to call this number after five P.M. to see if it is necessary to report for Jury Duty... Who am I talking to?

  [Harvey dials the number] 

  Harvey Birdman : Please say no, please say no...

  Mentok the Mindtaker : [answering the phone]  If your number is below two thousand three hundred fifty eight...

  [Harvey looks at his number: 2359] 

  Mentok the Mindtaker : You don't have to report tomorrow.

  Harvey Birdman : Damn!

  Mentok the Mindtaker : I'm not finished.

  Harvey Birdman : Oh!

  Mentok the Mindtaker : If your number is divisible by fourteen, you don't have to report.

  Harvey Birdman : Damn!

  Mentok the Mindtaker : If two trains left your number at the same time headed in opposite directions, you don't have to report.

  Harvey Birdman : Damn!

  Mentok the Mindtaker : If your number is two thousand three hundred fifty nine or above, you don't have to report.

  Harvey Birdman : Yes!

  Mentok the Mindtaker : Unless it *is* two thousand three hundred and fifty nine, and then you do! WE'LL SEE YOU AT FIVE FORTY-FIVE A.M., SUCKER!