- Harvey Birdman: [alone in his kitchen] I have to call this number after five P.M. to see if it is necessary to report for Jury Duty... Who am I talking to?
- [Harvey dials the number]
- Harvey Birdman: Please say no, please say no...
- Mentok the Mindtaker: [answering the phone] If your number is below two thousand three hundred fifty eight...
- [Harvey looks at his number: 2359]
- Mentok the Mindtaker: You don't have to report tomorrow.
- Harvey Birdman: Damn!
- Mentok the Mindtaker: I'm not finished.
- Harvey Birdman: Oh!
- Mentok the Mindtaker: If your number is divisible by fourteen, you don't have to report.
- Harvey Birdman: Damn!
- Mentok the Mindtaker: If two trains left your number at the same time headed in opposite directions, you don't have to report.
- Harvey Birdman: Damn!
- Mentok the Mindtaker: If your number is two thousand three hundred fifty nine or above, you don't have to report.
- Harvey Birdman: Yes!
- Mentok the Mindtaker: Unless it *is* two thousand three hundred and fifty nine, and then you do! WE'LL SEE YOU AT FIVE FORTY-FIVE A.M., SUCKER!