iCarly (TV Series)

iPilot (2007)

Jennette McCurdy: Sam Puckett

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Quotes 

• Carly : It's on Splashface!

  Sam : Relax, it has only had 27 views.

  Carly : Oh thank goodness.

  [silence, Carly observes the video] 

  Carly : [calmly]  Sam?

  Sam : Yeah?

  Carly : THAT'S 27,000!

• Carly : You know anyone but me would punch ya right in the head.

  Sam : Which is why you are my best friend.

  Carly : Good to know. Now why are you mine?

  Sam : Because I'm a lovable person.

  [Sam knocks a kid into the lockers] 

• Freddie Benson : Keep your hands off my AV equipment.

  Sam : You mean I can't play with the white balance on your super-di-dupity camcorder?

  Freddie Benson : Oh sure! Everybody jokes about the white balance until there skin tones go magenta.

  Sam : [clears her throat]  Carly will never love you.

• Carly : Today we are gonna show kids with bizarro talents.

  Sam : [musically]  Freak show!

  Carly : [whispers]  Stop that.

• Carly : When did your mom say she was going to pick you up?

  Sam : She's not.

  Carly : Why?

  Sam : Because I told her you asked me to spend the night.

  Carly : I didn't ask you tot spend the night.

  Sam : Well you should, 'cause I'm not leaving.

• [on the iCarly webcast] 

  Carly : Okay, this first kid we're gonna show you can take a glass of milk...

  Sam : -this is so deliciously gross...

  Carly : -snort the milk up into his nose...

  Sam : And it's the best thing ever!

  Carly : And then make the milk squirt out of his eyes!

  Sam : I wanna MARRY this boy!

• Sam : She's Carly!

  Carly Shay : She's Sam!

  Sam : Sam I am!

  Carly Shay : [pointing at each other]  Carly, Sam...

  Sam : I think they're clear.

• Sam : Hey look, you invited the doof.

  Carly : Sam...

  Freddie Benson : Aww man! I didn't know that was gonna be here.

• Sam : Why do they put a bone right in the middle of a ham?

• Sam : Thanks to our dorky friend Freddie...

  Freddie Benson : That's disrespectful!

• Freddie Benson : [talking about iCarly]  And you're gonna need a technical producer right? Set up the lights, audio, work the camera...

  Sam : Awww... he wants to be our geek.

  Freddie Benson : Gahh! You got a big mouth lady!