- Barbara 'Barbi' Ann Minerva: [chanting an incantation] Woe to she in Cheetah's path. For she shall feel the Cheetah's wrath. By claw and fang, with spite and hate. Swift as wind she'll seal your fate!
- [holds up the cat idol, but when nothing happens, she throws it on the ground and storms out]
- Barbara 'Barbi' Ann Minerva: Useless thing.
- [slams the door behind her. The cat idol's eyes start to glow ominously]
- Diana Prince: [the group is walking to school] It is with great excitement I anticipate sharing what the decorating committee has done!
- Barbara Gordon: And it is with great excitement I anticipate the dance!
- Karen Beecher: But I don't know how to dance.
- Diana Prince: Fear not, young Karen. For I possess dance moves that are rich with fleek. You are welcome to study them.
- Kara Danvers: [cleaning up the shredded posters] Guys, we better hurry before people think they've "slashed" the ticket prices.
- Jessica Cruz: [face-palms] Kara!
- Jessica Cruz: [after Kara pulls the fire alarm, causing the other students to flee] What happened to "no distress?"
- Kara Danvers: Worked, didn't it?
- [Green Lantern enters the library. She creates a candlestick and slowly enters the room. She approaches the bookshelves with caution. She changes the candlestick into a flashlight and slowly walks down the aisle. She looks around, feeling anxious. Just as she enters another part of the room, she hears a meow from behind her. She gasps in surprise]
- Green Lantern: Oh, thank goodness. It's only a cat.
- [approaches the bookshelves]
- Green Lantern: Come on out, kitty, kitty.
- [she hears the sound again and shines the flashlight in the direction of the sound, but doesn't see anything. She changes the flashlight into a lantern so she can see better. Suddenly, a mysterious force attacks Green Lantern from behind]
- Coach: [after Barbi preforms her vault] Nice work, Barbi. Maybe your cleanest vault yet.
- Barbara 'Barbi' Ann Minerva: Good. Then if it's settled and I'm captain again, let's get one thing clear.
- Coach: Hang on. I think there's one more girl.
- [reading the list]
- Coach: Diana Prince.
- Barbara 'Barbi' Ann Minerva: Ugh. The new girl.
- Coach: [after Diana preforms a perfect vault] We should have co-captains this year.
- Barbara 'Barbi' Ann Minerva: What? Absolutely not!
- Coach: Okay.
- [walks up to Diana]
- Coach: Congratulations, Prince. You're the new team captain!
- [while the other girls crowd around Diana and congratulate her, Barbi stares at her with a jealous expression on her face]
- Teacher: [handing back Barbi's test] Nice job, Barbi. Not too often you see a hundred percent in A.P Calculus... is what I'd be saying if it weren't for Diana over here.
- [hands Diana her test]
- Teacher: 102 percent! Incredible! That's a new school record.
- [as the teacher and the rest of the class applaud Diana, Barbi growls in anger while squeezing her hand mirror, cracking it]
- Barbara 'Barbi' Ann Minerva: [looking through the artifacts] Too quick. Too humane. Too humorous.
- [locates one]
- Barbara 'Barbi' Ann Minerva: Diana Prince, little Miss Perfect. Well, I've got the perfect curse for the perfect girl.
- Kara Danvers: [seeing the dance posters ruined] Looks like someone already "tore" it up.
- Jessica Cruz: That isn't funny, Kara.
- Kara Danvers: Instead of "cutting the rug", they cut the posters.
- Jessica Cruz: No, I mean it's literally not funny.
- Kara Danvers: Maybe-maybe the dance shouldn't have booked a band that "shreds" so hard.
- Jessica Cruz: Kara!
- [Batgirl is wandering the halls of the school, wearing her tech-helmet, when she notices something on her tablet. On it are different symbols representing the members of the team. She zooms in on the symbol representing Green Lantern. A red dot appears and moves closer to the symbol until it's right on top of it. After a moment, the symbol disappears and the red dot keeps moving]
- Batgirl: That's weird.
- [she gasps when she sees the red dot moving toward her position. She takes out a Batarang and starts backing up slowly. She watches the red dot move closer until it's right on top of her. She gasps in shock, then steps on something, making her yelp, but it's only a shredded poster. Batgirl stares down at the poster, failing to see the feline tail above her. The creature ambushes Batgirl, knocking her tablet to the floor. The red dot on the tablet moves out of sight]
- Bumblebee: [hearing Zatanna's scream] Zatanna?
- [she peeks around the corner and sees the silhouette of the creature. A flash of lightning illuminates the creature as it looks up and notices her. She gasps and shrinks, flying into the gym. She hides behind something as the creature enters the gym]
- Bumblebee: Oh, no.
- [she ducks down as the creature passes her position]
- Bumblebee: Whew. Okay. Okay, okay. Hero time!
- [she flies out into the open yelling and firing her stingers. She stops when she sees the creature right in front of her. The creature shakes the stingers off and stares at Bumblebee with green, glowing eyes. Bumblebee yelps in fright as the creature seems to swallow her]
- Wonder Woman: [confronting the creature, who has Bumblebee in its mouth] Get away from her, you-
- [the creature steps into the light revealing itself as a...]
- Wonder Woman: -cheetah?
- Barbara 'Barbi' Ann Minerva: [after Diana finds her] D-Diana? Stay away. The monster...
- Diana Prince: The Cheetah is gone, Barbi. You're safe now.
- Barbara 'Barbi' Ann Minerva: No, Diana. This is all my fault. I released the Cheetah.
- Diana Prince: [gasps] You? Why?
- Barbara 'Barbi' Ann Minerva: Because... I was jealous of you.
- Diana Prince: You needn't be. One person's success does not preclude another's. Jealously is a green-eyed monster that will consume you if you do not let it go.
- Barbara 'Barbi' Ann Minerva: [crying] You're right, Diana. I'm sorry.
- Barbara 'Barbi' Ann Minerva: [splashing water on her face] Let go of the green-eyed monster, eh, Diana? And why would I ever want to let go of this?
- [opens her eyes to reveal that they're green, just like the Cheetah. She laughs manically while the screen darkens leaving only the Cheetah's glowing, green eyes]
- Jessica Cruz: [the girls rush into the locker room to find Diana, looking battered] Diana! What happened? Who did this to you?
- Diana Prince: I don't know. Something knocked into me. It came from nowhere.
- Barbara Gordon: [long gasp] Don't you see? Clearly someone is suffering from having their status-quo up-ended by Diana's arrival in Metropolis and their crippling insecurity most likely caused by the lack of good parenting and a lack of proper modeling and childhood has unleashed a horrible, ancient curse that has manifested itself in the form of some weird cat-beast that's now stalking the perceived enemy, which is Diana!
- [beat]
- Barbara Gordon: There's a monster on the loose!
- Wonder Woman: [after the lights go out] We have much territory to cover. Let us split ourselves!
- Supergirl: Split up.
- Wonder Woman: Yes. That.
- [Supergirl is searching the principal's office when she hears the creature enter the room]
- Supergirl: Forget it, whatever you are. I have infrared vision. Sucker.
- [searches the room and spots the creature's heat signature. The creature begins to move fast around the room]
- Supergirl: You think you're fast? Well, I'm fast too!
- [she chases the creature around the room until it darts out the door. Supergirl follows it out and chases it down the hall. Zatanna, who's been running down the same hall, accidentally freezes Supergirl with a spell]
- Zatanna: [realizes what she did] Oh.
- [gasps when she sees the creature. We only see the shadow of the creature as it bares its claws at Zatanna, ready to strike. It then cuts to the window as a bolt of lightning flashes as we only hear Zatanna's scream of terror]
- Wonder Woman: [after defeating Cheetah] Well, Cheetah, it appears cats don't always land on th-
- [notices Cheetah is already gone]
- Wonder Woman: [regrouping with the others] Supergirl!
- Batgirl: She can't hear you.
- Zatanna: She'll be fine... in about seven hours. What about the monster?
- Wonder Woman: She has escaped, for now. But surely we will face her another day.