- Dr. Rodney McKay: Say, you and I are about even when it comes to looks, right?
- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Who's been lying to you?
- Dr. Rodney McKay: No, I'm serious.
- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: I am, too. Who's been lying to you?
- Dr. Radek Zelenka: Rodney, we're stuck. We've been stuck for ten hours. Just ask her for help, please.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: I'm not stuck.
- Dr. Radek Zelenka: The last time we had a block like this she helped us through it, right?
- Dr. Rodney McKay: That was something completely different.
- Dr. Radek Zelenka: I cannot sit here waiting for you to have an epiphany! I'm losing the will to live!
- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Where're you going?
- Ronon Dex: To get some food.
- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Well, in case you forgot, McKay and his sister are still missing.
- Ronon Dex: What, you want my help dissecting corporate structures? When you find someone to point a gun at, you let me know.
- [after being captured and brought to a high-tech lab]
- Dr. Rodney McKay: What is this? Some kind of lab?
- Jeanie Miller: Well that's some great detective work Nancy Drew!
- Dr. Rodney McKay: I'm really sorry about all this.
- Jeanie Miller: Oh, I am going to hold this over your head for... forever.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Oh. That's totally fair.
- Jeanie Miller: Like, you're going to eat a lot of vegetarian food.
- [chuckles]
- Jeanie Miller: And not complain about it.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Sure, sure.
- Jeanie Miller: And you're going to read Madison three stories instead of her usual two.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Alright.
- Jeanie Miller: You're going to buy me a car.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Let's not get out of control here.
- Jeanie Miller: You almost got me killed, that's at least a car. A nice one. Hybrid.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Yeah, well, we'll talk about it on the way home.
- Jeanie Miller: Home. That sounds great.
- [she pauses, then hugs McKay]
- Jeanie Miller: I love you.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Yeah.
- [Jeanie looks at him, waiting; he responds quickly, as if it is obvious]
- Dr. Rodney McKay: I love you too.