Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Closet (2008)
Christopher Meloni: Detective Elliot Stabler
Quotes
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Elliot Stabler : [to Freddie] Where were you last night?
Freddie Ramirez : Hanging with friends.
Elliot Stabler : Doing what?
Freddie Ramirez : Stuff.
Elliot Stabler : Where?
Freddie Ramirez : Around.
Elliot Stabler : Okay, hey, I want you to start answering my questions in complete sentences.
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Ed Tucker : [to Elliot about Olivia] Your partner has been sleeping with an editor at The Ledger for months.
Elliot Stabler : Get outta here.
Ed Tucker : Well, you obviously don't know Detective Benson as well as you think.
Elliot Stabler : I know she'd never torpedo a case.
Ed Tucker : Forgive me if I questioned your judgment, but you didn't even know she was screwing the paper boy.
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Olivia Benson : So some football player is gay. What is the big deal?
Elliot Stabler : Look, it is. You got millions of kids with these guys' posters hanging off their walls. They idolize 'em.
Olivia Benson : As long as he's sleeping with women.
Elliot Stabler : Lincoln Haver is my kid's hero.
Olivia Benson : Well, let's go pay him a visit. Maybe Linc will sign an autograph for Dickie.
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Gary Lesley : [about Lincoln Haver] I worked my ass of for years; getting him promotional deals, commercials, salary increases and this freaking boyfriend wanted to take it all away.
Elliot Stabler : Love sucks.
Gary Lesley : Yeah, doesn't love...
[yells]
Gary Lesley : Screw love! He's a football player. He's a piece of meat that I sell to the highest bidder. How many good years you think he's got left? Five? What, ten? If there's a miracle. I just... why couldn't he have just waited a couple years?
[laughs as Elliot and Olivia stare at him]
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Elliot Stabler : 'Scuse me. Your manager around?
Candace : You're looking at her. Mm. I'm Candayce. You wanna join my club, handsome?