- Elliot Stabler: [to Freddie] Where were you last night?
- Freddie Ramirez: Hanging with friends.
- Elliot Stabler: Doing what?
- Freddie Ramirez: Stuff.
- Elliot Stabler: Where?
- Freddie Ramirez: Around.
- Elliot Stabler: Okay, hey, I want you to start answering my questions in complete sentences.
- Olivia Benson: [about the body of the murder victim] Looks like he died laughing.
- Dr. Melinda Warner: Or screaming.
- Ed Tucker: [to Elliot about Olivia] Your partner has been sleeping with an editor at The Ledger for months.
- Elliot Stabler: Get outta here.
- Ed Tucker: Well, you obviously don't know Detective Benson as well as you think.
- Elliot Stabler: I know she'd never torpedo a case.
- Ed Tucker: Forgive me if I questioned your judgment, but you didn't even know she was screwing the paper boy.
- Lincoln Haver: I had it all: career, someone I loved. Football gave me everything and then took it all away.
- Chester Lake: A bunch of players have come out: Dave Kopay, Roy Simmons, Esera Tuaolo...
- [to Fin]
- Chester Lake: Hey, he a relative of yours, Fin?
- Odafin Tutuola: It's Tutuola and those guys came out after they retired.
- Olivia Benson: So some football player is gay. What is the big deal?
- Elliot Stabler: Look, it is. You got millions of kids with these guys' posters hanging off their walls. They idolize 'em.
- Olivia Benson: As long as he's sleeping with women.
- Elliot Stabler: Lincoln Haver is my kid's hero.
- Olivia Benson: Well, let's go pay him a visit. Maybe Linc will sign an autograph for Dickie.
- Kurt Moss: [to Olivia:] You're so used to taking care of yourself that you can't let anybody else in.
- Gary Lesley: [about Lincoln Haver] I worked my ass of for years; getting him promotional deals, commercials, salary increases and this freaking boyfriend wanted to take it all away.
- Elliot Stabler: Love sucks.
- Gary Lesley: Yeah, doesn't love...
- [yells]
- Gary Lesley: Screw love! He's a football player. He's a piece of meat that I sell to the highest bidder. How many good years you think he's got left? Five? What, ten? If there's a miracle. I just... why couldn't he have just waited a couple years?
- [laughs as Elliot and Olivia stare at him]
- Elliot Stabler: 'Scuse me. Your manager around?
- Candace: You're looking at her. Mm. I'm Candayce. You wanna join my club, handsome?