Greek (TV Series)

Liquid Courage (2007)

Scott Michael Foster: Cappie

Quotes 

• The Campus Cop : I need your noise permit for the Vesuvius party.

  Cappie : Are you yankin' me? Since when does that rule get enforced?

  The Campus Cop : Since I was hired.

  Cappie : Oh, okay. I get it. So, uh, Officer Huck. You look like you could use a little break. You wanna come in we'll set you up with a nice cold beer? That's what Officer Bob always did. Where is Good Old Bob anyway?

  The Campus Cop : Rehab.

  Cappie : Oh.

• Cappie : So you just have to avoid doing something embarrassing for 48 hours.

  Rusty Cartwright : I can do that!

  Cappie : Your fly's open.

• Gladys : That's a very jazzy jacket. No one wears madras anymore.

  Cappie : More's the pity! And might I say the same about your lovely sweater; why did they stop putting sequins on wool?