- Rusty Cartwright: I think I'm ready to use the L word with Jen.
- Cappie: That's a pretty bold move, what makes you think she's a lesbian?
- Rusty Cartwright: [talking about love] How do you know when you mean it?
- Cappie: I don't know, I guess it's a kind of burning, itching sensation. But in a good way.
- Rusty Cartwright: I think I'm ready to use the L-word with Jen.
- Cappie: That's a pretty bold move. What makes you think she's a lesbian, and is that a dealbreaker for you?!
- Rusty Cartwright: Not that L-word. I wanna tell her I love her.
- Cappie: Look, if you need to say "I love you", call your mom.
- Casey Cartwright: During rush, I was actually close to taking a bid out of Tri Pi, and Ashleigh found out that one of the girls hated me and was gonna dig me out two weeks later, and she keyed the girls car.
- Evan: You never told me that...Someone keyed my car this rush.