Scrubs (TV Series)

My Hard Labor (2007)

Debra Azar: Dr. Donna

Quotes 

• Dr. Kim Briggs : [in labor]  Aaaaargh! I hate you so much right now, J.D.!

  Dr. Donna : Don't worry, all women say that stuff during labor. She doesn't mean it.

  Dr. Kim Briggs : I do! He just broke up with me!

  Dr. Donna : What?

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : No, no! Technically I didn't break up with her; I just told her I didn't love her.

  Nurse Shirley : Who did he say that to?

  Dr. Donna : The mother of his baby!

  Nurse Shirley : No, he didn't...

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [to himself]  Man, she looks familiar...

  Dr. Kim Briggs : Get out!

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : No, I'm not letting you go through this alone.

  Dr. Kim Briggs : I have someone else I can call!

  [Elliot's sleeping; her phone rings; she wakes up and answers] 

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Keith, I get it, I ruined your life. Stop calling.

  [on the phone Kim cries in agony] 

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Oh hey, Kim!

• Dr. Donna : Okay Kim, you're still a few hours away. I understand you'll be wanting an epidural?

  Dr. Kim Briggs : Yes, but I hate pain so much, I'm hoping there's a pill you can give me so that getting the epidural itself won't hurt.

  [Both start laughing] 

  Dr. Kim Briggs : Why does she think I'm joking? I hate her and her chipmunky face.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [beat]  Kim, your quiet voice is a little louder than usual.