Scrubs (TV Series)

My Number One Doctor (2007)

Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian

Quotes 

• J.D. : You're my closest friend; in college we shared the toothbrush

  Turk : I was not aware of that

• J.D. : Dr. Kelso, I became a doctor to save lives, heal wounds and occasionally to drop the M.D. bomb to get hot tail in bars.

• J.D. : [inside his head]  Noted.