Supernatural (TV Series)
Mystery Spot (2008)
Jared Padalecki: Sam Winchester
Quotes
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Dean Winchester : [after Sam caught the falling hot sauce bottle] Nice reflexes.
Sam Winchester : I knew it was going happen, Dean. I know everything that's going to happen.
Dean Winchester : You don't know *every*thing.
Sam Winchester : Yeah, I do.
[in unison with Dean]
Sam Winchester : Yeah right. Nice guess. It wasn't guess.
Dean Winchester : [in unison] Right, you're a mind reader. Cut it out Sam. Sam! You think you're being funny but you're being really, really childish. Sam Winchester wears make-up. Sam Winchester cries his way through sex. Sam Winchesters keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up- okay, enough!
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Dean Winchester : [after Sam tells Dean he saw him get hit by a car] And?
Sam Winchester : And what?
Dean Winchester : Did it look cool, like in the movies?
Sam Winchester : You peed yourself.
Dean Winchester : Of course, I peed myself. Man gets hit by a car, you think he had full control of his bladder? Come on!
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Dean Winchester : [after Sam has told him he knows everything that is going to happen] You don't know everything...
Sam Winchester : [pointedly] Yeah. I do.
Dean Winchester , Sam Winchester : [in unison] Yeah right.
[a beat]
Dean Winchester , Sam Winchester : Nice guess.
Sam Winchester : It wasn't a guess.
Dean Winchester , Sam Winchester : [in unison] Right, you're a mind reader. Cut it out. Sam.
[annoyed]
Dean Winchester , Sam Winchester : Sam!
Dean Winchester , Sam Winchester : [rapidly, in unison] You think you're being funny but you're being really, really childish.
[another beat]
Dean Winchester , Sam Winchester : [faster, in unison] Sam Winchester wears make-up.
Dean Winchester , Sam Winchester : Sam Winchester cries his way through sex.
Dean Winchester , Sam Winchester : Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up he... OKAY ENOUGH!
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Sam Winchester : Yesterday was Tuesday, right? But today is Tuesday, too!
Dean Winchester : ...Yeah, no, good, you're - totally balanced.
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Sam Winchester : Man, I had a weird dream.
Dean Winchester : Yeah? Clowns or midgets?
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Sam Winchester : You don't remember any of this?
Dean Winchester : Any of what?
Sam Winchester : This. Like it's - happened before?
Dean Winchester : You mean like deja vu?
Sam Winchester : No, like it's - like it's really happened before.
Dean Winchester : ...Yeah, like deja vu.
Sam Winchester : Forget about deja vu! I'm asking you if it feels like we're living yesterday all over again?
Dean Winchester : Okay, how is that not...
Sam Winchester : Don't say it!
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Dean Winchester : I'm tellin' you, Sam, this job is small-fry. We should be spending our time hunting down Bela.
Sam Winchester : Sure, we'll get right on that. Where is she again?
Dean Winchester : Shut up.
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Dean Winchester : [Sam is tearing apart the Mystery Spot with an ax] Sammy! That's enough. Give me the ax.
Sam Winchester : Leave it, Dean.
Dean Winchester : Give it!
Sam Winchester : No, you give it! Get off!
Dean Winchester : Let it go, come on!
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Dean Winchester : [in the shower] -So we can't even go out for breakfast?
Sam Winchester : Trust me, you'll thank me when it's Wednesday!
Dean Winchester : What ever that means.
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Dean Winchester : [about the Mystery Spot] We'll go tonight after close, get ourselves a good long look.
Sam Winchester : Wait, what? No!
Dean Winchester : Why not?
Sam Winchester : Uh... let's just go now. Right now. Business hours, nice and crowded.
Dean Winchester : My God, you're a freak.
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Sam Winchester : [to Ed Coleman] Don't lie to me. I know what you are. We've killed one of your kind before.
Trickster : [Ed Coleman morphs into the Trickster] Actually, bucko, you didn't.
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Sam Winchester : I had a weird dream.
Dean Winchester : Yeah? Clowns or midgets?