Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

Ding Dong (2020)

Terry Crews: Terry Jeffords

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• Raymond Holt : Wait, Wuntch is dead?

  Terry Jeffords : Yeah. The Commissioner's office just notified us.

  Raymond Holt : No way that's true. As Wuntch says when she sees deodorant, "I'm not buying it."

• Jake Peralta : Ever since I brought these tickets up, you guys have made my life absolutely miserable, but that ends now, because I've made a choice.

  Terry Jeffords : Cagney is sick. We don't know how long she has.

  Charles Boyle : We do know for Nikolaj. It's 36 hours.

• Jake Peralta : All right, full disclosure. I was trying to do that Bible thing and then one of you was gonna take the high road and say that rather than see the tickets destroyed, you would just bow out, and then that person was gonna get the tickets.

  Terry Jeffords : Nope. If I don't get them, no one does.

  Charles Boyle : Agreed. Boyles or bust.

  Terry Jeffords : Cut them up.

  Jake Peralta : I'm not gonna do that. I'm just gonna have to think of another way to figure this out. Stupid Bible with stupid lessons never solved crap!

• Terry Jeffords : All you have to do is say a few nice comments during the memorial.

  Raymond Holt : As God said when Wuntch tried to sneak past the gates into heaven, "It ain't happening, honey."

• Charles Boyle : Wait. He's taking the kids for us?

  Terry Jeffords : It's just like getting a free babysitter.

  Charles Boyle : This is incredible. People without kids are so stupid.

• Terry Jeffords : Oh, you must be feeling better. You're heating up your favorite meal; beans.

  Raymond Holt : They're refried. It's bad enough they were cooked once, let alone twice, and now the toaster oven makes it three times. I couldn't be crying for help any louder.

• Raymond Holt : You don't feel sad when a monster dies in a monster movie. In "E.T.," do you feel sad when E.T. dies?

  Chief Wuntch : Yes.

  Terry Jeffords : He wasn't a monster.

  Raymond Holt : He caused a real commotion.

• Jake Peralta : Hey there, big guy. You sure you're feeling okay about ending Charles' life?

  Terry Jeffords : Yep, my girls are gonna see this movie.

  Jake Peralta : Right, well, before you commit manslaughter, I do feel compelled to tell you that the movie only has a 38 on Rotten Tomatoes.