Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

Ding Dong (2020)

Joe Lo Truglio: Charles Boyle

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• Jake Peralta : Ever since I brought these tickets up, you guys have made my life absolutely miserable, but that ends now, because I've made a choice.

  Terry Jeffords : Cagney is sick. We don't know how long she has.

  Charles Boyle : We do know for Nikolaj. It's 36 hours.

• Jake Peralta : All right, full disclosure. I was trying to do that Bible thing and then one of you was gonna take the high road and say that rather than see the tickets destroyed, you would just bow out, and then that person was gonna get the tickets.

  Terry Jeffords : Nope. If I don't get them, no one does.

  Charles Boyle : Agreed. Boyles or bust.

  Terry Jeffords : Cut them up.

  Jake Peralta : I'm not gonna do that. I'm just gonna have to think of another way to figure this out. Stupid Bible with stupid lessons never solved crap!

• Charles Boyle : Wait. He's taking the kids for us?

  Terry Jeffords : It's just like getting a free babysitter.

  Charles Boyle : This is incredible. People without kids are so stupid.

• Jake Peralta : Charles, why did you let Terry choose boxing?

  Charles Boyle : He didn't. I picked it.

  Jake Peralta : But you'll die.

  Charles Boyle : Don't worry about it. Boxing's in my blood. My Nana Boyle boxed in the Navy.

  Jake Peralta : I'm sure she did but... and hear me out... what if you're not as strong as your Nana Boyle?

  Charles Boyle : I can handle myself. She taught me her signature punch; the Strawberry Basket.

  Jake Peralta : That does not reassure me.