Psych (TV Series)
Psy vs. Psy (2007)
Timothy Omundson: Carlton Lassiter
Quotes
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Carlton Lassiter : [after Bianca touches the body] Hey! You can't do that!
Karen Vick : Please, we're lucky if our psychic doesn't lick the body
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[Ewing and Lassiter try to one-up each other]
Special Agent Lars Ewing : Presidential Recommendation for Distinguished Service.
Carlton Lassiter : Presidential Physical Fitness Award, 8th, 9th, and 10th grade... and I've got a cocktail napkin from Air Force One.
Special Agent Lars Ewing : I personally arrested Ivan Boesky.
Carlton Lassiter : I wrestled in high school.
Special Agent Lars Ewing : What, with your conscience?
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Carlton Lassiter : Is that a recording device? Government-issued?
Special Agent Lars Ewing : Asking if that is a recording device...
[takes a pen out of his jacket]
Special Agent Lars Ewing : ...is like asking if this is a pen.
Carlton Lassiter : Is it a pen?
Special Agent Lars Ewing : That's classified.
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Carlton Lassiter : Hey, what color is that suit?
Special Agent Lars Ewing : Black.
Carlton Lassiter : Really? It seems blacker than black.
Special Agent Lars Ewing : It's Washington black.