SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

The Original Fry Cook/Night Light (2007)

Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles, Spatula

Quotes 

• [flashback: Squidward has long, flowing hair] 

  Jim : We should open our own place and stop lining old man Krabs's pockets.

  Squidward Tentacles : No thanks. I'm just doing this until my clarinet career takes off.

  Jim : What if it never does? Don't you want something to fall back on?

  Squidward Tentacles : Yeah, and maybe my long, luxurious hair will fall off, but I ain't buying a wig yet.

  [Squidward's hair falls off] 

  Jim : Well, while you go wig shopping, I'll go have a talk with old man Krabs.

• Mr. Krabs : I appreciate you, Squidward.

  Squidward Tentacles : [sarcastically]  Now I feel complete.