The Good Place (TV Series)
A Girl from Arizona Part 2 (2019)
D'Arcy Carden: Janet
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Quotes
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Janet : It isn't personal, Eleanor. When we started this experiment, I calculated a 9% chance of success. After your first three days on the job, it's down to 7.1%. So purely from a mathematical standpoint, you are kind of pooching it.
Eleanor Shellstrop : Very helpful feedback. And if I could give you some feedback, uh, I'd say that you're all ungrateful ash-faces, who can shove your fat grumps all the way up your snork-box.
Michael : [confused] Which curses were those?
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Janet : You know that I've been overwhelmed with work since the Neighborhood started.
Jason Mendoza : Yup.
Janet : And I asked you to give me some space.
Jason Mendoza : Yup.
Janet , Jason Mendoza : I'm so sorry to say this... but I can't be in a relationship with you right now. Being with you is fun, but it's not always easy, and I'm afraid it would endanger the experiment.
Jason Mendoza : It won't, though!
Janet : Jason, it already has. So why don't we just take a break until it's all finished?
[stands up]
Janet : Also, I hate to pile on, but I feel like you have a right to know. The Jacksonville Jaguars cut Blake Bortles. He's not on the team anymore. I am genuinely sorry.
