Phoebe in Wonderland (2008)

Ian Colletti: Jamie

Quotes 

• Sally : Homo

  Jamie : Homo got the part!

• Jamie : How'd your audition go? I think mine went well. I practiced forever. I was better at home. Auditions are stressful. When I wanted my baking kit, I prayed to God every night for a whole month to get it.

  Phoebe : Is that what you have to do?

  Jamie : Well, if you want something really bad, you have to pray. Or do something you hate, and God will see you deserve it.

  Phoebe : I don't believe in God.

  Jamie : Me neither, but I did get the baking kit.

• Jamie : I have Mary. She's a Patriot Girl too, except British. She escaped the bombing of London during World War II.

  Phoebe : I know who she is. She's a loser.

  Jamie : You think?

  Phoebe : What are you looking for?

  Jamie : Money. Yesterday I found a dollar. I'm saving up for Sings With Birds, the noble Sioux girl growing up in 1732.

  Phoebe : Do you want my Catherine doll?

  Jamie : Thanks, but I have her.