Gossip Girl (TV Series)
Pilot (2007)
Penn Badgley: Dan Humphrey
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Quotes
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Dan Humphrey : You really wanna go out with some guy you don't know?
Serena van der Woodsen : Well, you can't be any worse than the guys I do know.
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Dan Humphrey : I don't read Gossip Girl. That's for chicks.
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Rufus Humphrey : Guess whose dad is cool!
Jenny Humphrey : It's a trick question.
Dan Humphrey : Yeah, 'cause it can't be ours.
Rufus Humphrey : [has magazine] Ha, ha, ha. Look at this.
Dan Humphrey : [reads headline] Top Ten Forgotten Bands Of The Nineties.
Rufus Humphrey : Yeah, check out who's number nine.
Jenny Humphrey : He's *very* proud.
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Jenny Humphrey : So we should just be anonymous losers who eat lunch alone and never get invited to parties?
Dan Humphrey : Works for me.
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Chuck Bass : Are you following us or something?
Dan Humphrey : No, I, I go to your school. Identical uniforms? That kind of a tip off?
Nate Archibald : That's funny.
Dan Humphrey : So... you guys wanna sit together at lunch?
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Rufus Humphrey : Hey, you made it! Welcome back. How was your weekend? How's your mom?
Jenny Humphrey : She's fine.
Dan Humphrey : She's good.
Jenny Humphrey : Fine and good.
Dan Humphrey : She's good and... fine.
Rufus Humphrey : Like "maybe I never should have left Manhattan" fine or "taking a time-out from my marriage was the best idea I ever had" fine?
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Dan Humphrey : [gone up the stairs of fashion emporium in response to little sister's SOS text] Jenny. What is it? What's wrong?
Jenny Humphrey : [trying out short red dress, displays long bare legs] Do you like this on me?
Dan Humphrey : Wait... Wait a second. Is this why you needed me? I thought this was an emergency.
Jenny Humphrey : A fashion emergency. I mean, come on, I've never been to a big dance before.
Dan Humphrey : Neither have I.
Jenny Humphrey : Yeah, but Mom's gone and Dad's allergic to department stores.
Dan Humphrey : [sister's in front of mirror holding short yellow dress] Well, you look good, Jen. You do, really.
Jenny Humphrey : Thanks. I mean, It's too bad that It's more than our rent. But I think I can sew something like it.