Gossip Girl (TV Series)
Pilot (2007)
Matthew Settle: Rufus Humphrey
Quotes
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Rufus Humphrey : Maybe if musicians got off their blogs and picked up their guitars, the music business would be in better shape.
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Rufus Humphrey : Guess whose dad is cool!
Jenny Humphrey : It's a trick question.
Dan Humphrey : Yeah, 'cause it can't be ours.
Rufus Humphrey : [has magazine] Ha, ha, ha. Look at this.
Dan Humphrey : [reads headline] Top Ten Forgotten Bands Of The Nineties.
Rufus Humphrey : Yeah, check out who's number nine.
Jenny Humphrey : He's *very* proud.
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Rufus Humphrey : Hey, you made it! Welcome back. How was your weekend? How's your mom?
Jenny Humphrey : She's fine.
Dan Humphrey : She's good.
Jenny Humphrey : Fine and good.
Dan Humphrey : She's good and... fine.
Rufus Humphrey : Like "maybe I never should have left Manhattan" fine or "taking a time-out from my marriage was the best idea I ever had" fine?
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Lily van der Woodsen : Why is my daughter going to one of your concerts?
Rufus Humphrey : 'Cause we're awesome.
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Rufus Humphrey : [after seeing Jenny all dolled-up for a party] Oh my God! My daughter is a woman!
Jenny Humphrey : [blushing] Dad, you can just tell me I look nice instead of turning it into a sermon on the passage of time.