Gossip Girl (TV Series)
Pilot (2007)
Ed Westwick: Chuck Bass
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Quotes
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Isabel Coates : Someone saw Serena getting off the train at Grand Central!
Chuck Bass : Good. Things are getting a little DULL around here.
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Chuck Bass : Serena looked effing hot last night. There's something wrong with that level of perfection. It needs to be violated.
Nate Archibald : You are deeply disturbed.
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Chuck Bass : I love it when you talk dirty.
Serena van der Woodsen : You just love it when a girl talks to you.
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Chuck Bass : Hi. I'm Chuck.
Jenny Humphrey : I know, uhm, I mean, hi, I'm Jenny.
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Chuck Bass : Serena looked effin' hot last night. There's something wrong with that level of perfection. It needs to be violated.
Nate Archibald : You are deeply disturbed.
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Chuck Bass : Are you following us or something?
Dan Humphrey : No, I, I go to your school. Identical uniforms? That kind of a tip off?
Nate Archibald : That's funny.
Dan Humphrey : So... you guys wanna sit together at lunch?
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Chuck Bass : You guys have been dating since kindergarten and you haven't sealed the deal.
Nate Archibald : Who says 'seal the deal?'
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Chuck Bass : So smoke up and seal the deal with Blair. Because you're also entitled the tap that ass.
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Serena van der Woodsen : Oh my god, this is so good! Thank you!
Chuck Bass : You know, if you really want to thank me, I've got a few ideas...
Serena van der Woodsen : It's just a sandwich, Chuck.
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Chuck Bass : Who is that?
Blair Waldorf : Probably some bitch from Chapin.
Chuck Bass : A hot bitch from Chapin.
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Chuck Bass : I'm going to have to tell my parents the hotel they just bought is serving minors.
Serena van der Woodsen : And if you get a drink, they're also serving pigs.
Chuck Bass : I love it when you talk dirty.
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Chuck Bass : Who's the newbie?
Kati Farkas : Jenny Humphrey. She's a freshman.
Chuck Bass : I love freshmen. They're so...
Isabel Coates : Fresh?
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Isabel Coates : Oh, my God- you'll never believe what's on Gossip Girl! Someone saw Serena getting off the train at Grand Central!
Chuck Bass : Good. Things were starting to get a little dull around here.
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Blair Waldorf : She better not show her face again.
Chuck Bass : I'm actually hoping she will.
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Isabel Coates : Gossip Girl just saw Serena getting off the train at Grand Central!
Chuck Bass : Good. Things were getting a little dull around here.
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Chuck Bass : What we're entitled to is a house in the Hamptons. Maybe a perscription drug problem. But happiness does not seem to be on the menu so smoke up and seal the deal with Blair because you're also entitled to tap that ass.
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Chuck Bass : I love this town. I'm going to have to tell my parents the hotel they just bought is serving minors.
Serena van der Woodsen : And if you get a drink, they're also serving pigs.
Chuck Bass : Ooh, I love it when you talk dirty.
Serena van der Woodsen : You just love when a girl talks to you.
Chuck Bass : Actually, I prefer them when they're not talking.
Serena van der Woodsen : [sarcastically] Mm. I've missed your witty banter.
Chuck Bass : Let's catch up. Take our clothes off, stare at each other.
Serena van der Woodsen : How about I just get a bite to eat? I'm drinking on an empty stomach.
Chuck Bass : I heard you didn't do that anymore.
Serena van der Woodsen : Special occasion.
Chuck Bass : Well, how about a grilled cheese with truffle oil? You love truffles.
Serena van der Woodsen : Enough to know it's not on the menu.
Chuck Bass : I'm connected.
Serena van der Woodsen : Only 'cause I'm hungry.
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Chuck Bass : [to a very sad Nate] It's like you're headed to your execution. Talk to Chuck, buddy.
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Chuck Bass : Do you ever feel like our whole lives have been planned out for us? That we're just gonna end up like our parents?
Nate Archibald : Man, that's a dark thought.
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Chuck Bass : Nathaniel, you're finally about to have sex with your girlfriend. It's like you're headed to your execution. Talk to Chuck, buddy.
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Nate Archibald : Do you ever feel like our whole lives have been planned out for us? That we're just gonna end up like our parents?
Chuck Bass : Man, that's a dark thought.
Nate Archibald : And aren't we entitled to choose just to... be happy?
Chuck Bass : [mockingly] Look, easy Socrates. What we're entitled to is a trust fund, maybe a house in the Hamptons, a prescription drug problem... but happiness does not seem to be on the menu.So smoke up and seal the deal with Blair, 'cause you're also entitled to tap that ass.
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Chuck Bass : Ooh, I love it when you talk dirty.
Serena van der Woodsen : You just love it when a girl talks to you.
Chuck Bass : Actually I prefer them when they're not talking.
Serena van der Woodsen : Chuck, I've missed your witty banter.