- Chuck Bass: You looked pretty hot on Prince Theodore's arm today.
- Blair Waldorf: Oh, is that what I am to you?
- [kisses him]
- Blair Waldorf: Just an accessory?
- Chuck Bass: Next to him, yes...
- [flips her over, she is now straddling him]
- Chuck Bass: On me you'd be so much more.
- Blair Waldorf: Yes, but I can't be on you, remember? 'Cause you don't want Nate to find out and I don't want anyone to.
- [pulls him up by his collar]
- Blair Waldorf: But you have to learn to behave yourself first.
- [she kisses him again]
- Jenny Humphrey: [her mother appears behind her as she checks out her dream outfit in the mirror] I kept the tags. I'll return everything tomorrow.
- Alison Humphrey: Look... I know that my coming back has been rocky.
- [exhales]
- Alison Humphrey: But I can't keep being afraid that if I act more like your mother and less like your friend that I'm gonna lose you.
- Jenny Humphrey: [scoffs, turns away from her mirror image] If you were still in Hudson, I'd be able to go.
- Alison Humphrey: But I am not there, I am here. I don't really care if that makes you happy or unhappy. I'm still your mother. You can come to my show tomorrow, and then you are grounded for a week.
- [turns, walks out]
- Jenny Humphrey: What? Come on, Mom, that's so unfair!
- Lily van der Woodsen: Ugh! You make a fool of the presenter, then you start a brawl! I mean, what's next, Serena, Girls Gone Wild?
- Blair Waldorf: [to hapless girl at the soiree] If you don't pull it together, I'm gonna go Naomi Campbell on you!