Gossip Girl (TV Series)
A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate (2008)
Dreama Walker: Hazel Williams
Quotes
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Serena van der Woodsen : Hey guys.
Kati Farkas : Hey.
Serena van der Woodsen : I'm not pregnant.
Kati Farkas : Oh, cool.
Isabel Coates : Congratulations.
Hazel : Selibitory drinks after school?
Serena van der Woodsen : Yeah sure, Blair can I talk to you?
Blair Waldorf : Of course. Excuse me.
Serena van der Woodsen : Did you get my text?
Blair Waldorf : Of course, yes I did but...
Serena van der Woodsen : So then you know I told Dan I'm not pregnant.
Blair Waldorf : Yes and I am so happy for you, close call huh.
Serena van der Woodsen : Are we really gonna play that old game B?
Blair Waldorf : I have no idea what you're talking about.
Serena van der Woodsen : Whenever something happens that's not a part of your plan you pretend like it doesn't exist. You act like you're in this movie about your perfect like and then I have to remind you the only one watching that movie's you.
[pause]
Serena van der Woodsen : You admitted that your period was late.
Blair Waldorf : Yes I've been very stressed I had that chem test on Friday.
Serena van der Woodsen : And your acting like a total bitch because you're not hormonal?
Blair Waldorf : Maybe I am a total bitch did you ever think about that?
Serena van der Woodsen : Just take the test B.
[Serena hands Blair a pregnancy test]
Blair Waldorf : Stop it!
Blair Waldorf : Just take the test. You need to know if you and Chuck are gonna have a baby.
[Serena leaves]
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Penelope : Hey Jenny.
Jenny Humphrey : Hi.
Hazel : Are you joining us?
Jenny Humphrey : Um...
[Blair walks up]
Blair Waldorf : What are you doing here?
Jenny Humphrey : I was just leaving.
Penelope : No stay. Blair given you can barely manage your own messy affairs surely your not in a position to tell anyone where they can and can't eat.
Blair Waldorf : Do you realize who you're talking to?
Hazel : You mean a self righteous b who always sat on her own high horse judging everyone else.
Penelope : Pregnant little hypocrite.
Blair Waldorf : Not that it's any of your business but I'm not pregnant.
Hazel : Nate must be thrilled.
Penelope : Chuck too.
Blair Waldorf : What are you talking about?
Hazel : The whole school saw them throwing down over your G-bass.
Penelope : The boyfriend and the best friend.
Hazel : Pretty classy.
Penelope : Consider yourself dethroned queen bee.
[Penelope and Hazel walk away]
Blair Waldorf : Jenny, is highly unlikely that I will ever forgive you for going to Nate but if you walk away from me now, I will also ruin you.
Jenny Humphrey : How are you gonna do that?
[Jenny walks off]