Gossip Girl (TV Series)
The Wild Brunch (2007)
Blake Lively: Serena van der Woodsen
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Quotes
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Serena van der Woodsen : Blair? Hey.
Blair Waldorf : [coolly] Serena.
Serena van der Woodsen : Hey, I got two bone dry caps and Audrey.
[has a DVD]
Blair Waldorf : I must have totally blanked on the part where I invited you over.
Serena van der Woodsen : I - I called you. Blair, it's Sunday morning. Coffee, croissants, Breakfast at Tiffany's - it's our tradition.
Blair Waldorf : Well, I have new traditions now.
Serena van der Woodsen : Well, they're not traditions if they're new.
[pause]
Serena van der Woodsen : Look, Blair, I'm really trying to make an effort here. I thought everything was good between us.
Blair Waldorf : It was - before I found out you had sex with my boyfriend.
[pause]
Serena van der Woodsen : How'd you find out?
Blair Waldorf : Nate told me. At least he felt he owed me to tell the truth.
Serena van der Woodsen : I don't know what to say.
Blair Waldorf : Don't bother saying anything. I wouldn't believe you anyway.
Serena van der Woodsen : Blair...
Blair Waldorf : You know, I always knew you were a whore. I never took you for a liar too.
Serena van der Woodsen : Blair, how can I fix this?
Blair Waldorf : You don't, Serena. You just stay away. From me, my boyfriend, and my friends. You're done here.
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Blair Waldorf : What is she doing here?
Serena van der Woodsen : I was meeting Nate.
Nate Archibald : Just to talk, I swear.
Blair Waldorf : You said you'd never speak to her again.
Serena van der Woodsen : You said that? Why would you say that?
Blair Waldorf : Because you can't be trusted.
Nate Archibald : It's not Serena's fault.
Blair Waldorf : Do not defend her.
Nate Archibald : I asked her to come.
Blair Waldorf : Oh? Oh, so you do wanna talk to her.
Nate Archibald : Yes, to explain why I'm not talking to her.
Blair Waldorf : Maybe I'll leave you two to finish that fascinating conversation.
Serena van der Woodsen : Oh, no. No, I'll go. Let you guys get back your quickie.
Blair Waldorf : It wasn't a quickie. Sex is actually kind of a big deal to some of us.
Serena van der Woodsen : Oh, yeah, I can see that. Chuck's bed, very romantic, classy too.
Blair Waldorf : Oh, like you. I bet your new friend Dan would love to hear about how classy you are.
Serena van der Woodsen : Dan but...?
Serena van der Woodsen : What you really think she would tell him?
Nate Archibald : It's Blair.
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Serena van der Woodsen : I can't believe you told her.
Nate Archibald : You just expected me to keep it a secret?
Serena van der Woodsen : Yes, Nate! There's nothing wrong with keeping a secret if the truth is gonna hurt someone.
Nate Archibald : That's a hell of a way to look at things.
Serena van der Woodsen : Oh, I'm sorry I didn't realize all of a sudden you're the most honest guy on the planet.
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Blair Waldorf : Dan? Hi, I'm Blair Waldorf, Serena's friend.
Dan Humphrey : Oh, hey, yeah. Do you happen to know where she is?
Blair Waldorf : As a matter of fact I do.
Serena van der Woodsen : Blair.
Dan Humphrey : Serena, there you are. Where were you?
Blair Waldorf : She was waiting in a hotel room, for my boyfriend.
Serena van der Woodsen : To talk.
Nate Archibald : About why we weren't talking.
Blair Waldorf : That doesn't sound any smarter the second time.
Dan Humphrey : Why weren't you talking?
[pause]
Dan Humphrey : Does this have anything to do with why you were waiting for Serena this morning?
Blair Waldorf : You were what?
Chuck Bass : And here I thought you were waiting for me.
Dan Humphrey : Oh, exactly what this situation needs, Chuck.
Dan Humphrey : Now what is going on here?
Blair Waldorf : We were just getting to that.
Serena van der Woodsen : Blair, please. Don't do this.
Blair Waldorf : Sorry. Do you, wanna tell him?
Chuck Bass : I'll tell him.
Blair Waldorf , Nate Archibald : [Blair and Nate say in unison] You know?
Chuck Bass : I know everything.
Dan Humphrey : And apparently I know nothing.
Serena van der Woodsen : Look Dan, it, it was a long time ago and I regret it but...
Chuck Bass : Serena, stop trying to pretend like you're a good girl. So you slept with your best friend's boyfriend, I kind of admire you for it.
Dan Humphrey : Is that true?
Blair Waldorf : Well, then she ran away and lied about it. I just thought you should know before you fall head over heels for your perfect girl in her perfect world and then get left all alone with no one but your Cabbage Patch Kid.
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Serena van der Woodsen : [telling Eric about her date with Dan] He hated me.
Eric van der Woodsen : No guy in the history of the world has ever hated you.