Gossip Girl (TV Series)

Blair Waldorf Must Pie! (2007)

Leighton Meester: Blair Waldorf

Quotes 

• Eleanor Waldorf : Blair, you haven't touched your food. My darling what has gotten into you?

  Blair Waldorf : Well, I was going to wait until after dinner but I guess now is as good as time as any. Did you call daddy and say that I didn't want to see him this thanksgiving?

  Eleanor Waldorf : Of course not! What a ridiculous accusation.

  Blair Waldorf : So you didn't tell him that I was so angry at him for leaving, that I didn't even wanna talk to him today? You would know not to invite him.

  Eleanor Waldorf : When are you gonna get it through your head, he left us.

  Blair Waldorf : He didn't leave us, he left you.

  Eleanor Waldorf : That's enough! That's enough. If you wanna take this up with me we can discuss it later after our guests have left. Right now you either eat or you leave the table.

  Blair Waldorf : I told you I'm not hungry!

  Eleanor Waldorf : Or maybe dessert will change your mind.

  Blair Waldorf : Where's daddy's pie? I don't see his pumpkin pie.

  Eleanor Waldorf : Well, there was so many delicious choices coming from the caterer, we just sent that one down to the doorman. What is thanksgiving afterall? Now choose one of those amazing desserts.

• Serena van der Woodsen : Mom is such a hypocrite. And all these years, she's been riding me about my behavior.

  Eric van der Woodsen : And here, she's just mad at you for being her.

  Dan Humphrey : And all this time my dad has been giving me advice based on a girl he dated... a girl "a lot like Serena."

  Jenny Humphrey : Her mom.

  Blair Waldorf : If you think about it, it makes total sense that your mom was a groupie. I mean, only a woman that had completely satisfied her sexual appetite in her youth would ever marry your step dads.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Blair, can we not talk about my mom's appetite?

  Dan Humphrey : No, or who satisfied her.

  Serena van der Woodsen : That's just...

  Serena van der Woodsen , Eric van der Woodsen , Dan Humphrey , Jenny Humphrey : Gross!

• Serena van der Woodsen : Wait, you slept with him?

  Blair Waldorf : Shh!

  Serena van der Woodsen : Blair!

  Blair Waldorf : What happened to no judging?

  Serena van der Woodsen : I'm not, but I thought you wanted to wait. I thought you wanted to make things special.

  Blair Waldorf : Oh, so Nate gets the free pass and I'm the slut?

  Serena van der Woodsen : Tell me you didn't sleep with Chuck for revenge.

  Blair Waldorf : Well, it wasn't because I liked his natural musk. Besides, nothing hurts more than sleeping with the best friend, right, S?

  Serena van der Woodsen : Way to prove a point.

• Blair Waldorf : I mean, who gets wasted on Thanksgiving?

  Serena van der Woodsen : [more than a little bit tipsy]  The holidays are lonely for people. I wanted to keep them company. Whoo hoo!

  Blair Waldorf : Your mom is freaking out, so my mom is freaking out.

  Serena van der Woodsen : What? Which means you freak out? Blair, just cut the cord, go nuts, come on, let's do shots! Come on!

  Blair Waldorf : I told Lily that you were buying a pie.

  Serena van der Woodsen : [suddenly craves food]  Ooh, pie!

  Blair Waldorf : Where is your purse?

  Serena van der Woodsen : Uhh, my purse?

  Blair Waldorf : Oh, great, all right. You stay here, okay. I'm gonna go look. Don't drink or hit on anything.

• Serena van der Woodsen : Mom is such a hypocrite and all these years she's been writing me about my behavior.

  Eric van der Woodsen : And here she's just mad at you for being her.

  Dan Humphrey : And all the time my dad has given me this advice based on this girl he dated, this girl a lot like Serena.

  Jenny Humphrey : It's her mom.

  Blair Waldorf : When you think about it, it makes total sense that your mom was a groupie. I mean only a woman that had completely satisfied her sexual appetite in her youth would ever marry your step-dads.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Blair can we not talk about my mom's appetite?

  Dan Humphrey : Yeah, or, or who satisfied them.

  Serena van der Woodsen : It's just...

  Dan Humphrey : So...

  Jenny Humphrey , Eric van der Woodsen : Gross!

  [Jenny and Eric say in unison] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : Yeah!

  Jenny Humphrey : No...