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Quotes
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Ted : I see a spark of the old me in you, you know that?
Sam Oliver : Please don't say that, Ted.
Ted : And that's why I am prepared to promote you to assistant manager of the plumbing department. What do you think of that, if that happens?
Sam Oliver : I think I want to stab myself.
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Sam Oliver : You stole mail?
Bert 'Sock' Wysocki : Yeah.
Ben : Sock, that's a felony.
Bert 'Sock' Wysocki : Well come on now, there's a fine line between a felony and doing something really super cool.
Ben : That's true.
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Sam Oliver : Great, we need a password.
Bert 'Sock' Wysocki : Oh, ah, try grumpy. It's a little pet name we had for, uh ...
Sam Oliver : I don't want to know.
Bert 'Sock' Wysocki : A cat that we had, sicko. God. No, I was just kidding. It was totally the name for my junk.
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Devil : Get the girl. Get the soul. I don't care which, man, just pull that trigger. I'm tired of coddling you.
Sam Oliver : You call what you put me through "coddling"?
Devil : Oh, Sam. You have no idea.
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Sam Oliver : I think my brain just broke a little.
