- Peggy Hill: Hank, today is Bill's physical. Bobby, it's chicken and dumpling day in the cafeteria. And I have a pap smear.
- Bobby Hill: Dang it, I hate chicken and dumpling day. Trade with you, mom.
- Luanne Platter: [seeing a close-up of Gorilla's veins pulsing as he flexes] His arm's having a heart attack!