Californication (TV Series)

Hell-A Woman (2007)

Damian Young: Bill Lewis

Quotes 

• [about a painting] 

  Hank Moody : What the fuck is that?

  Bill Lewis : Oh, you like it? I could have bought a car instead.

  Hank Moody : I think you should still buy the car and then run over whoever created that turd.

• Hank Moody : First of all, you could not handle me hitting it off with somebody right in front of you.

  Karen : Oh, you're right. It could be very painful, but I think I'll get through it.

  Hank Moody : Okay, so I take this to mean that the answer is 'no', that you're not going to marry me.

  Bill Lewis : Hank, I'm standing right here.