Californication (TV Series)
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder (2007)
Michelle Lombardo: Surfer Girl
Quotes
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Hank Moody : What is your name, by the way?
Venice Beach Girl : Wouldn't you rather just fuck me and never know?
Hank Moody : Oh, fuck. Who says romance is dead?
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Venice Beach Girl : [re Hank's intended liquor purchase] That stuff will kill you.
Hank Moody : *Life* will kill you.
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Hank Moody : [hot bikini hippie chick is short of cash at check-out till] Here you go.
[pays]
Venice Beach Girl : No, no, I can't let you do that.
Hank Moody : Unless you've got some 'fuck you' money stashed up your whosie-whatsit, you're shit out of places to look, so just take it.
Venice Beach Girl : You're sweet.
Hank Moody : It's my pleasure.
Venice Beach Girl : And cute.
Hank Moody : Ooh.
Venice Beach Girl : [as she leaves] Thank you.
Hank Moody : You're welcome.
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[first lines]
Venice Beach Girl : [skimpy-clad girl in supermarket] Hey!
Hank Moody : [likes what he sees] Yikes!
Venice Beach Girl : Do you know anything about wine?
[shakes bottle]
Hank Moody : Wine is fine, but whisky is *quicker!*
Venice Beach Girl : Suicide is slow with liquor.
[holds up bottle, then credits quote:]
Venice Beach Girl : Sabbath.
Hank Moody : Hmm. Close. It was Ozzy, solo.
Venice Beach Girl : Oh.
Hank Moody : But nice try.
Venice Beach Girl : Thanks.
[re his intended purchase of absinthe:]
Venice Beach Girl : That stuff will kill ya.
Hank Moody : *Life* will kill you.
[nods]
Hank Moody : That's heavy. It will make sense.
Venice Beach Girl : Taking it in.
Hank Moody : Let it sink in.
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Venice Beach Girl : [grinning as they listen to mellow song] I fucking love vinyl.
Hank Moody : Yeah, it just sounds *better.* It's warmer, right? It's just... human.
Venice Beach Girl : You're just an analogue guy in a digital world, aren't you?
Hank Moody : I might steal that.
[the girl chuckles]