Silver Linings Playbook (2012)

Jennifer Lawrence: Tiffany

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• Tiffany : I do this! Time after time after time! I do all this shit for other people! And then I wake up and I'm empty! I have nothing!

• Tiffany : Can we get through one fucking conversation without you reminding me that my goddamn husband's dead?

• Tiffany : Why did you order raisin bran?

  Pat : Why did you order tea?

  Tiffany : Because you ordered raisin bran.

  Pat : I ordered raisin bran because I didn't want there to be any mistaking it for a date.

  Tiffany : It can still be a date if you order raisin bran.

• Tiffany : Humanity is just nasty and there's no silver lining.

• Tiffany : You know, I used to think that you were the best thing that ever happened to me, but now I think that you might maybe be the worst thing. And I'm sorry that I ever met you.

  Pat : Good for you. Come on, let's go dance.

• [holding hands] 

  Pat : Wait, what's this?

  Tiffany : I thought you were doing it.

  Pat : I thought you were doing it.

• Tiffany : I was a big slut, but I'm not anymore. There will always be a part of me that is sloppy and dirty, but I like that, just like all the other parts of myself. I can forgive. Can you say the same for yourself, fucker? Can you forgive? Are you capable of that?

• Tiffany : You let me lie to you for a week?

  Pat : I was trying to be romantic.

• Pat : How old are you?

  Tiffany : Old enough to have a marriage end and not wind up in a mental hospital.

• Tiffany : I opened up to you, and you judged me.

• Tiffany : You love me?

  Pat : Yeah, I do.

  Tiffany : Okay.

  [kisses him] 

• Tiffany : I'm just the crazy slut, with a dead husband! Fuck you!

• Pat : You have poor social skills. You have a problem.

  Tiffany : I have a problem? You say more inappropriate things than appropriate things.

• Tiffany : Not that I give a fuck about football or about your superstitions, but if it's me reading the signs, I don't send the Eagles guy whose personal motto is "Excelsior," to a fucking Giants game, especially when he's already in a legal situation.

• Officer Keogh : Hey, aren't you Tommy's widow?

  Tiffany : Yes, I'm Tommy's crazy whore widow. Minus the whore thing, for the most part.

  Officer Keogh : You want to get a drink sometime?

  [Tiffany turns around and walks away in disgust] 

  Pat : You shouldn't say that to her. She doesn't do that anymore.

  Officer Keogh : What? What did I say?

  Pat : She doesn't do that anymore.

• Pat : You look nice.

  Tiffany : Thank you.

  Pat : Oh, I'm not flirting with you.

  Tiffany : Oh, I didn't think you were.

  Pat : I just see that you made an effort, and I'm gonna be better with my wife. I'm working on that. I wanna acknowledge her beauty. I never used to do that. I do now. Just practicing. How'd Tommy die?

  [Tiffany looks shocked and sad] 

• Tiffany : You know what, forget I offered to help you. Forget the entire fucking idea, because that must have been fucking crazy, because I'm so much CRAZIER than you!

  Pat : [Indifferent]  Keep your voice down.

  Tiffany : I'm just the crazy slut with a dead husband!

  Tiffany : [Tiffany laughs insanely] 

  Pat : [Still mostly indifferent]  Shut the fuck up.

  Tiffany : [Yelling]  Fuck you!

  Tiffany : [Tiffany sweeps everything off the table onto the floor] 

  Tiffany : [Walking away]  You shut the fuck up!

• Tiffany : Hey!

  Pat : What the fuck? I'm married!

  Tiffany : So am I!

  Pat : What the fuck are you doing? Your husband's dead!

  Tiffany : Where's your wife?

  Pat : You're crazy!

  Tiffany : I'm not the one who just got out of that hospital in Baltimore.

  Pat : I'm not the big slut!... I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I'm sorry.

  Tiffany : I was a big slut, but I'm not any more. There's always going to be a part of me that's sloppy and dirty, but I like that. With all the other parts of myself. Can you say the same about yourself fucker? Can you forgive? Are you any good at that?

• Tiffany : No walk, no letter. Walk to me like I'm Nikki. Do it, come on, I'm Nikki.

  Pat : You're not Nikki.

  [does the walk anyway] 

  Tiffany : Yes! Do you feel that? That's emotion.

  Pat : I don't feel anything.

• [to her sister and brother in law about Nikki being there] 

  Tiffany : You're killing me!

• Pat : It's electric between us! Okay, yeah, we wanna change each other, but that's normal, couples wanna do that. I want her to stop dressing like she dresses, I want her to stop acting so superior to me, okay? And she wanted me to lose weight and stop my mood swings, which both I've done. I mean, people fight. Couples fight. We would fight, we wouldn't talk for a couple weeks. That's normal. She always wanted the best for me.

  Tiffany : Wow.

  Pat : She wanted me to be passionate and compassionate. And that's a good thing. You know? I just, look, I'm my best self today, and I think she's her best self today, and our love's gonna be fucking amazing.

  Tiffany : It's gonna be amazing, and you're gonna be amazing, and she's gonna be amazing, and you're not gonna be that guy that's gonna take advantage of a situation without offering to do something back. So think about the dance thing.

  [Tiffany turns and walks off] 

• Tiffany : You might not of had experienced the shit that I did, but you loved hearing about it, didn't you? You're afraid to be alive, you're afraid to live. You're a conformist. You're a hypocrite. You're a liar. I opened up to you and you judged me!

• Tiffany : Listen, I haven't dated since before my marriage so I don't really remember how this works.

  Pat : How what works?

  Tiffany : I saw the way you were looking at me, Pat. You felt it, I felt it, don't lie. We're not liars like they are. I live in the addition around back, which is completely separate from my parents' house, so there's no chance of them walking in on us. I hate the fact that you wore a football jersey to dinner because I hate football, but you can fuck me if you turn the lights off, okay?

• Tiffany : You are afraid to be alive. You are afraid to live. You're a hypocrite. You're a conformist. You're a liar. I opened up to you and you judged me. You're an asshole. YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE! Get off of me! He's harassing me! HE'S HARASSING ME!

• Pat : We have a very unconventional chemistry, it makes people feel awkward, but not me. Alright? She's the most beautiful woman I've ever been with. It's electric between us! Okay, yeah, we wanna change each other, but that's normal, couples wanna do that. I want her to stop dressing like she dresses, I want her to stop acting so superior to me, okay? And she wanted me to lose weight and stop my mood swings, which both I've done. I mean, people fight. Couples fight. We would fight, we wouldn't talk for a couple weeks. That's normal. She always wanted the best for me.

  Tiffany : Wow.

  Pat : She wanted me to be passionate and compassionate. And that's a good thing. You know? I just, look, I'm my best self today, and I think she's her best self today, and our love's gonna be fucking amazing.

  Tiffany : It's gonna be amazing, and you're gonna be amazing, and she's gonna be amazing, and you're not gonna be that guy that's gonna take advantage of a situation without offering to do something back. So think about the dance thing.

  [Tiffany turns and walks off] 

• Tiffany : Calm down, Crazy.

• Tiffany : You're not a standup guy today, Pat!

• Tiffany : It's the kids, it's the kids.

  Tiffany : Honestly he didn't do anything.

  Tiffany : It was all the kids.

  Tiffany : They started it, he didn't do anything.

  Tiffany : Come on man, come here.

  Tiffany : What are you gonna do about that song? Huh?

  Tiffany : You gonna go your whole life scared of that song?

  Tiffany : It's a song. Don't make it a monster.

  Tiffany : Come on, breathe. There's no song.

  Tiffany : There's no song. There's no song playing.