True Blood (TV Series)
Escape from Dragon House (2008)
Ryan Kwanten: Jason Stackhouse
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Quotes
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Jason : [in his thoughts] I'm too damn pretty to go to prison.
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Sookie Stackhouse : Jason, you look me in the eye and you tell me the truth. Did you kill Dawn?
Jason : What? No. Jesus, Sook. Look, when Maudette died I thought I might of done it, and it turned out I didn't. With Dawn, I don't even think I might have done it, so I know I didn't.
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Tara Thornton : [staying with him as the doctor's about to stick him with a needle] I ain't never gonna be the same after this.
Jason : [extremely worried] You're not?
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Jason : [really worried] I think I might'a OD'd.
Tara Thornton : Oh, my God. On what?
Jason : V.
Tara Thornton : You're doin' V now?
Jason : It was my first time.
Tara Thornton : Where on earth did you come across V in this town?
Jason : Lafayette.
Tara Thornton : My cousin is dealin' vampire blood now? God damn idiot. Well, at least that explains why I walked in on you dancin' around in that Laura Bush mask yesterday, 'cause I gotta tell you, without a reason, that was some fucked up shit! All right, let me see it.
Jason : Huh?
Tara Thornton : How long have you had the erection?
Jason : Well, how do you know?
Tara Thornton : Um, I read. You're not the first vain-ass, body-conscious ex-jock to overdo the V and wind up with an acute case of priapism!
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Jason Stackhouse : I got gout of the dick!
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Lafayette Reynolds : Ain't no antidote to V, boyfriend
Jason Stackhouse : When my grandpa was alive, he had gout. And he said just the weight of a sheet on his big toe was too much to bear. So help me God, that's exactly what this feels like.
Lafayette Reynolds : Maybe you should try rubbin' one out.
Jason Stackhouse : Were you listenin' to me?... I got gout of the dick!